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Hot In Cleveland: Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

For the third year in a row, the ladies fix up each other up on blind dates. Elka comes to believe her date is really Santa Claus. Victoria is thrilled to be reunited with the hunky cruise ship captain. Melanie's date has a terribly high pitched voice. Joy is weirded out by the fact that her date used to be a priest.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x17
Production Number: 317
Airdate: Wednesday April 11th, 2012

Director: Andy Cadiff
Writer: Vanessa McCarthy

Guest Stars
Gilles G. MariniGilles G. Marini
As Capt Lebeau
Tamara Lynn DavisTamara Lynn Davis
As Waitress
Andy RichterAndy Richter
As Father Brian
Paul DooleyPaul Dooley
As Bearded Man
Roger BartRoger Bart
As Jimmy
Main Cast
Betty WhiteBetty White
As Elka Ostrovsky
Valerie BertinelliValerie Bertinelli
As Melanie Moretti
Jane LeevesJane Leeves
As Joy Scroggs
Wendie MalickWendie Malick
As Victoria Chase


The episode begins with Melanie in a confession box, telling the priest that she has sinned. She confesses to the priest she told her friend Joy that she has a great guy to fix her up with, but actually she has none. She then tells him that instead of celebrating their birthdays the girls have something called birth dates, where the three friends set each other up. She also tells the priest that the dates are usually disasters. The priest then asks Melanie if she has a picture of Joy. Later Joy is shocked to know that Melanie has set her up with a priest. Melanie in turn tells Joy he is giving up his priesthood, as he believes it’s no longer his calling. ..

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