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Hotel Impossible: Caribe Playa Beach Resort - Puerto Rico

Anthony is called to a beachfront resort in Puerto Rico, and soon discovers that the problems are due to the fact that the general manager isn't doing her job... and she's married to the owner.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 2x1
Airdate: Monday December 03rd, 2012

Director: Carlos Bible

Main Cast


Anthony heads to the Caribe Playa Beach Resort in Patillas, Puerto Rico, near San Juan. The Caribe Playa is on the beach and has 32 rooms, and was purchased by George Engel in 1987. Business slowed down in 2006 and if Engel can't make his overhead then he'll go bankrupt...

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Episode Quotes
Anthony: The directions provided by the hotel are horribly confusing. It's saying turn left, but there's no place to turn. There's a barrier here. How do I turn left? Maybe I'll just turn left and crash. That'd be funny.

Anthony: All the rust that is on that fan is now on this table. Look at this. Look at all this rust. Look at this. So at least I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow--rust.

Anthony: Ocean, ocean, everywhere.
Blanche: It's nice.
Anthony: Okay. Look at the ocean.
Blanche: Yeah.
Anthony: All right, turn around.
Blanche: No.

Anthony: So can you visualize that? Can we make that happen?
Blanche: I will work on it. Because it's true Anthony fashion, is that all we're doing, Anthony?

Anthony: George is making a necessary decision for his family and for his business. Even if it means he's going to be sleeping alone in one of his hotel rooms for a while.

Anthony: Dude, you brought me down here to help your hotel. I'm getting involved in marriage counseling.

George: Taking this decision and doing what I will do is--it has given me the sensation that I'm getting my balls back.

Other Episode Crew

Executive ProducerBruce David Klein  |  Brian Leonard (1)
Co-Executive ProducerLorri Leighton  |  Rob Green  |  Anthony Melchiorri
Supervising ProducerSteven Matty
EditorRJ Martin  |  David Peterson  |  Kerwin Barker
CastingGia Kornet  |  Tori Gallarello Alcock  |  Aisha Reyes
Line ProducerNeil Mason Parrish
Production AssistantMaria Beltran  |  Doel Rivera
Production CoordinatorWalt Schwenk
Assistant EditorMatthia Baptiste  |  William Gay Jr.
On-Line EditorKim D. Hylan
Post Production CoordinatorGreg Littauer
Field ProducerCassidy Arkin
Camera AssistantEdwin Mesa
Post Production ManagerMia Trombino
Media TechnicianAlexander Goldstein
AudioEnrique Larreal
DesignerBlanche Garcia
Business AffairsSara Hofstein
Design AssistantFrancheska Torres
Assistant On-line EditorQuincy Hinds
CameraLeo Lawrence  |  Icaro Godoi
Supervising Post ProducerJulie Lei
Coordinating Post SupervisorStanley Tatum
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