Anthony heads to the Caribe Playa Beach Resort in Patillas, Puerto Rico, near San Juan. The Caribe Playa is on the beach and has 32 rooms, and was purchased by George Engel in 1987. Business slowed down in 2006 and if Engel can't make his overhead then he'll go bankrupt...Read the full recap
Anthony: The directions provided by the hotel are horribly confusing. It's saying turn left, but there's no place to turn. There's a barrier here. How do I turn left? Maybe I'll just turn left and crash. That'd be funny.
Anthony: All the rust that is on that fan is now on this table. Look at this. Look at all this rust. Look at this. So at least I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow--rust.
Anthony: Ocean, ocean, everywhere.
Blanche: It's nice.
Anthony: Okay. Look at the ocean.
Anthony: All right, turn around.
Anthony: So can you visualize that? Can we make that happen?
Blanche: I will work on it. Because it's true Anthony fashion, is that all we're doing, Anthony?
Anthony: George is making a necessary decision for his family and for his business. Even if it means he's going to be sleeping alone in one of his hotel rooms for a while.
Anthony: Dude, you brought me down here to help your hotel. I'm getting involved in marriage counseling.
George: Taking this decision and doing what I will do is--it has given me the sensation that I'm getting my balls back.