Porn star Hank Hardwick is preparing to go on set to start filming as his director, Rick, complains that the porn industry is going under because of the economy. Hank insists that he does what he does for love of the job and to reach out to people. As the filming begins, the lights come up and Hank grabs at his eyes in pain...Read the full recap
Dr. House: This envelope is oddly medical license-shaped.
Dr. Foreman: House is back in charge. We get to treat a porn star.
Dr. House: I'll have whatever he's buying.
Dr. Wilson: Two cheeseburgers and two large fries.
Dr. Taub: Mr. Takayama.
Dr. House: Yes. I'm really happy with what the last guy did with my eyes. But why would broad-spectrum antibiotics fail to work on meningococcemia?
Dr. Taub: If you'll excuse me, I've got a real patient. Mister... Hitler. Really.
Dr. House: Had to do something to amuse myself while your receptionist fought with her boyfriend.
Dr. Wilson: Do you have any idea what's going on with House?
Dr. Cuddy: Uh, he's trying to get his old fellows back.
Dr. Wilson: It's called stalking.
(as House walks on a treadmill)
Dr. Hadley: What are you doing here?
Dr. House: Waiting for you to take a nap so I can surge into the lead.