At a planetarium, a class of seniors listens to Mr. Damon, their teacher, give a presentation about the evolution of life in the universe. Nick and Abby are seated in the back and drinking vodka out of a thermos. Abby plans to be going to a distant college, and Nick doesn't want them to separate. After Damon calls on Nick to answer a college, Nick turns back to Abby to discover that she's unconscious and bleeding from the mouth...Read the full recap
Dr. Wilson: Would you mind at least putting a napkin under your jelly toast?
Dr. House: Get a table, and I won't eat on the couch.
Dr. Wilson: Yes, you will.
Dr. House: But I won't have a good excuse.
Dr. Hadley: Cuddy has a soft spot for smart girls, and they don't start drinking until second semester, senior year.
Dr. House: So either you think that smart women look out for each other, which means you're an idiot, or you think Cuddy's not smart, which means... well, I guess it's the same both ways.
Dr. Foreman: Well, it's taken us just over an hour to prove that she has a very boring subconscious.
Dr. House: Anyone ever tell you you can be a real buzzkill?