At a medieval town, knights gather before King Miles and Queen Shannon, and Shannon chooses Sir William to fight for her honor against Horace, the captain of the king's guard. William is initially disarmed and staggered, but regroups and regains his blade, and then defeats Horace. As the crowd cheers, William suddenly has a seizure. He pulls off his helmet, revealing that the whites of his eyes have turned blood red. Miles takes out a cell phone and calls an ambulance to the fairground...Read the full recap
Dr. House: You're new.
Sam Carr: You're naked.
Dr. House: And for the record, a little bit cold.
(as House wields a sword)
Dr. Foreman: House, what are you doing?
Dr. House: Filling in for Rabbi Shmuhl at the Goldstein Bris.
Dr. House: I bumped into your babe, naked.
Dr. Wilson: I told you to stay out of my bathroom.
Dr. House: I was in the kitchen.
Dr. Wilson: She was naked in the kitchen?
Dr. House: I was naked.
Dr. Wilson: Why the hell were you naked in the kitchen?
Dr. House: Uh, it's not important right now.
Dr. Taub: Not exactly sanitary
Dr. House: Fun stuff never is.
Dr. Foreman: All it takes is one bad eyeball.
Dr. Hadley: Or testicle, cow brain, or my personal favorite, pig rectum, with a side order of sphincter.
(undeterred, Chase eats his sandwich)
Dr. Taub: I think they call that breakfast in Australia.
Dr. House: Need to talk.
Dr. Cuddy: About the MRSA. I know, we're...
Dr. House: MRSA, shmrsa. Something important
Dr. Cuddy: Something you think is more important than a potentially lethal bacteria spreading like wildfire through my hospital? Well, that narrows it down to something personal and stupid.
Dr. House: Wilson.
Dr. Cuddy: Theory confirmed.
Dr. Taub: Fighting's not brave. It's just stupid.
Dr. Chase: You would say that.
Dr. Taub: You think I've never been in a fight?
Dr. Chase: No, I just think you never won one.
Dr. Taub: I took on three guys in college once.
Dr. House: Hope they bought you dinner first.
Dr. House: You're asking me to condone a relationship based on lies and mistrust.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah.
Dr. House: When and where?
Sam Carr: You're pretty much insufferable all the time, aren't you?
Dr. House: Sorry, go on. And, yes.