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To get Rachel Cuddy into an exclusive preschool, House volunteers to talk at Career Day. While telling the story of a patient who has coughed up his lung, House pretends to be someone else to avoid liability in a car accident, but things go wrong and he's soon in the principal's office. Intrigued by his exploits, two students get House to tell them the whole story.
Episode Info
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Episode number: 7x13 Production Number: HOU-712 Airdate: Monday February 21st, 2011 Alternate Airdates:
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Recap
At the exclusive Brye Park Elementary School, Zack gets a note to meet Colleen behind the school. He goes to meet her and she says that she’s ready. He asks why now and Colleen says that she changed his mind because of him. As they start to kiss, Mrs. Washburn interrupts them and takes them to the principal’s office. She tells them to wait until after the assembly to meet with the principal, Mrs. Fields, and they find House sitting there waiting for the principal as well...Read the full recap
Episode Quotes
Dr. House: They're all morons and everybody lies.
Gabe: Wait, if everybody lies, then that means you're lying right now.
Dr. House: I didn't say everybody always lies... Aristotle.
Gabe: Wait, if everybody lies, then that means you're lying right now.
Dr. House: I didn't say everybody always lies... Aristotle.
Colleen: I clearly didn't lead him along or anything like that, which proves that I'm not a tease. So why is your girlfriend mad at you?
Dr. House: I'm getting a kind of bossy vibe. I take it you're into that?
Colleen: Don't answer. Your turn.
Dr. House: I'm getting a kind of bossy vibe. I take it you're into that?
Colleen: Don't answer. Your turn.
Sophie: Isn't that like sexual harassment?
Dr. House: Not if you're good-looking.
Dr. House: Not if you're good-looking.
Dr. House: First she got mad, then I stole her computer to fix things. And then we got the case.
Mrs. Corwin: Wait, so you tried to fix your relationship by stealing her computer?
Dr. House: Well, when you say it like that... yes.
Mrs. Corwin: Wait, so you tried to fix your relationship by stealing her computer?
Dr. House: Well, when you say it like that... yes.
Dr. House: If porn was bad, why would there be so many nuns in it?
Cultural References
Timmy Morgan: Plus, I’ve seen Pulp Fiction--the movie you’re totally ripping off.
House's description of the room matches that of the scene in the 1994 movie when Jules and Vincent go into a room and interrogate two men, and then shoot them.
House's description of the room matches that of the scene in the 1994 movie when Jules and Vincent go into a room and interrogate two men, and then shoot them.
Dr. House: Because you can’t handle the truth!
This line comes from the 1992 movie A Few Good Men, when Jack Nicholson's character Colonel Nathan Jessop shouts it at Lt. Daniel Kaffee (Tom Cruise) while giving testimony under oath.
This line comes from the 1992 movie A Few Good Men, when Jack Nicholson's character Colonel Nathan Jessop shouts it at Lt. Daniel Kaffee (Tom Cruise) while giving testimony under oath.
Dr. House: That’s what she said!
A popular expression, a variation of the British "as the actress said to the bishop," popularized on the American version of [i]The Office[/i].
A popular expression, a variation of the British "as the actress said to the bishop," popularized on the American version of [i]The Office[/i].
Timothy Morgan: Ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters is a 1984 comedy/horror movie about four intrepid "ghostbusters" who start up a company and take on supernatural manifestations.
Ghostbusters is a 1984 comedy/horror movie about four intrepid "ghostbusters" who start up a company and take on supernatural manifestations.
Timothy Morgan: That’s from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
In the 1974 movie, Thunderbolt is a robber who uses a 20 millimeter cannon to blast open safes.
In the 1974 movie, Thunderbolt is a robber who uses a 20 millimeter cannon to blast open safes.
Timothy Morgan: The Thomas Crown Affair. The Steve McQueen version.
Steve McQueen starred in the 1968 movie about a millionaire who engineers a bank heist for kicks, and then stages a battle of wits with the insurance investigator who tries to connect him to the crime and starts developing feelings for him.
Steve McQueen starred in the 1968 movie about a millionaire who engineers a bank heist for kicks, and then stages a battle of wits with the insurance investigator who tries to connect him to the crime and starts developing feelings for him.
Dr. House: We watched Cinderfella on DVD.
Cinderfella is a 1960 movie starring Jerry Lewis as the title character, a male version of Cinderella.
Cinderfella is a 1960 movie starring Jerry Lewis as the title character, a male version of Cinderella.
Dr. House: It would have worked, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
This line originated with Scooby Doo, Where Are You!, the animated series, where the villain typically says something along these lines after discovering that the Scobby gang teenagers have thwarted his or her efforts.
This line originated with Scooby Doo, Where Are You!, the animated series, where the villain typically says something along these lines after discovering that the Scobby gang teenagers have thwarted his or her efforts.
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | David Shore |
| • Executive Producer | Hugh Laurie | Greg Yaitanes | Paul Attanasio | Bryan Singer | David Shore | Katie Jacobs | Garrett Lerner | Russel Friend | Thomas L. Moran |
| • Co-Executive Producer | David Foster | Liz Friedman | Eli Attie | Gerrit Van Der Meer | Peter Blake (2) |
| • Supervising Producer | Sara Hess | John C. Kelley | David Hoselton |
| • Producer | Lindsey Jaffin | Marcy G. Kaplan |
| • Co-Producer | Seth Hoffman | Allen Marshall Palmer | Katherine Lingenfelter |
| • Consulting Producer | Lawrence Kaplow (1) |
| • Associate Producer | Julie Hrebec |
| • Production Designer | Natalie Weinmann |
| • Editor | Amy Fleming | Chad Mochrie |
| • Casting | Stephanie Laffin | Amy Lippens |
| • Unit Production Manager | Gerrit Van Der Meer |
| • First Assistant Director | Vince Duque |
| • Second Assistant Director | Yuko Ogata |
| • Music | Jason Derlatka | Jon Ehrlich |
| • Music Editor | Michael Baber |
| • Music Supervisor | Lynn Grossman | Gary Calamar |
| • Costume Designer | Cathy Crandall |
| • Key Grip | Lloyd Barcroft |
| • Camera Operator | Bill Barber | Rob Carlson (3) |
| • Set Decorator | Amy Wells |
| • Location Manager | Nancy Haecker |
| • Transportation Coordinator | Steve De Leon |
| • Property Master | Eddie Grisco |
| • Construction Coordinator | Stephen Howard |
| • Production Sound Mixer | Von Varga |
| • Script Supervisor | Ira Hurvitz |
| • Production Coordinator | Jamie Feldman |
| • Script Coordinator | Dustin Paddock |
| • Supervising Sound Editor | Brad North |
| • Re-Recording Mixer | Joe DeAngelis |
| • Leadman | Keith Sale |
| • Director of Photography | Anthony Gaudioz |
| • Production Supervisor | Elisabeth James Rhee |
| • Art Director | John Goldsmith (2) |
| • Post Production Coordinator | Daphne Raves |
| • Costume Supervisor | Amy Dodson |
| • Key Makeup Artist | Karen Dahl |
| • Main Title Theme | Massive Attack |
| • Visual Effects Supervisor | Elan Soltes |
| • Production Accountant | Jon Cohoe |
| • Chief Lighting Technician | Monty Woodard |
| • Department Head Hair | Melvyn Stetson |
| • Researcher | Erica Spates |
| • Casting Associate | Janelle Scuderi |
| • Medical Technical Advisor | Lisa Sanders | John Sotos | Harley Liker |
| • Key Hairstylist | Wendy Southard |
| • Department Head Make-up | Marianna Elias |
| • Colorist | Scott Fox |
| • Assistant To The Executive Producer | Lindsay Zappala | James S. Conway | Jessica Young (2) | David Wong (3) | Danny Weiss |
| • Assistant Property Master | Oliver Doering |
| • Assistant Accountant | Barbara Pullan |
| • Department Head Special Makeup Effects | Dalia Dokter |
| • Video Coordinator | Bernie Druckman |
| • Publicity Manager | Geoffrey Colo |
| • Video Graphic Artist | Simon Knights |
| • Visual Coordinator | Jeremy Cassells |
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