Recap
A teenager, Ben, is performing as birthday party clown Wacky Benny for a young girl named Emma. Her parents and the audience aren’t impressed, but the parents figure that Ben deserves a chance. One of the young boys finally has enough and punches Ben in the groin. Ben shoves him and gets into a brief fight with the boy’s father, but then collapses, paralyzed...
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Episode Quotes
Dr. House: Chase is right. All parents screw up all children. He's also dreamy, but that's not relevant now.
Dr. Park: Syph test was negative. Plus, the kid's never been sexually active.
Dr. House: Yeah, I got that from the line on his chart that says, "birthday clown."
Dr. Foreman: What do I need to do for you?
Dr. House: Halve the clinic hours that you recently doubled and double the hooker budget that you recently halved. I think you refer to it as petty cash.
Dr. Foreman: You go to that fight, you go to prison.
Dr. House: But that would be redundant. I have an angry man waiting for me to drop the soap right here.
Dr. Park: This is how you plan to get to the boxing game?
Dr. Chase: Why are you looking at her? (Adams)
Dr. House: Because I'm stunned, and I have to look at something. Mach, bout, fight, contest, day, Helan. Almost anything works after "boxing," except the word "game."
Dr. Park: Do you only like tests that involve the risk of death?
Dr. House: There are some slower, less conclusive tests, but why take that risk?