House: The universe always settles the score.
Dr. Cuddy: Does it?
House: No, but it should.
Dr. Cameron: Could pain medicine cause an orgasm?
House: I wish.
Dr. Foreman: House! You can’t do this!
House: If I had a nickel for every time someone said that.
Dr. Cameron: What are you looking for?
House: Same as you – love, acceptance, solid return on investment.