Dr. Wilson: Have you read Moby Dick?
House: It’s a book?
House: (on his cellphone in his office) Keep your answers short and discreet. Is Cuddy still playing?
Dr. Wilson: The chicken is still in Picadilly Square.
House: Brilliant. She'll never suspect that Normandy is her target.
Ian: I have a question, and I need to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: What would you like to do first.
Ian: Where's the bathroom?
House: I raise.
Dr. Wilson: So are you going to tell me an annoying story every time I raise?
House: God, that would be annoying.