On the set of Prescription Passion
, Dr. Brock Serling confronts his nurse Marie, who is having his child. He collapses, bleeding at the mouth, but it's all in the script. The actor playing Brock, Evan Greer, is unhappy with the whole thing. He goes out to his limo and driver heads out… then goes the wrong direction. The driver introduces himself as Dr. House, and says he's going to save Greer's life...Read the full recap
Evan Greer: You lied to me?
Dr. House: I kidnapped you. You’re surprised that I lied to you?
Dr. House: I just parked a town car in an ambulance bay. And instead of ripping me one, Cuddy acted like she didn’t know me. It’s either an inspection or an aneurysm.
Dr. Foreman: You kidnapped him?
Dr. House: It's sweet that I haven't lost the ability to surprise you.
Dr. House: You want the star of the hottest daytime drama on TV to die in your hospital?
Dr. Cuddy: No, I want you to cure him without committing any more felonies.
Dr. House: I can’t to my job if you’re gonna tie my hands like that.
Dr. House: Where can I find a decent set of knockers around here?
Dr. Cameron: Your porn’s in the second drawer.
Gregory: Dr. House (shakes hands) I dont think we've met.
Dr. Jamie Conway: Dr. Jamie Conway, I've heard your name.
Gregory: Most people have, it's also a noun.