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House: Adverse Events
House and his team diagnose a struggling artist dying of an unknown disease, whose illness affects not only his career and his relationship, but his work.
| 8.2/10 (50 Votes cast) |
Episode Info
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Episode number: 5x3 Production Number: HOU-503 Airdate: Tuesday September 30th, 2008 Alternate Airdates:
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Recap
Artist Brandon is painting a nude as the model’s husband looks on encouragingly. The couple looks at the painting and the husband demands his money back. When the artist says it looks like the wife, the husband slugs him and leaves. Brandon’s wife Heather comes downstairs and asks him what he drew: the portrait is hideously disfigured...Read the full recap
Music
| Artist | Song Title | Played When |
| Ray Charles | Drown in My Own Tears | House and Lucas duet at the end |
Episode Quotes
Lucas: Hey, I like the shoes, by the way.
Dr. Cuddy: Thank… you.
Dr. House: You don’t like her shoes. You like her legs.
Lucas: It sound less creepy if you say shoes.
Dr. House: Less creepy, more gay.
Lucas: That’s my firm’s motto.
Dr. Cuddy: Thank… you.
Dr. House: You don’t like her shoes. You like her legs.
Lucas: It sound less creepy if you say shoes.
Dr. House: Less creepy, more gay.
Lucas: That’s my firm’s motto.
Thirteen: Did you run a credit check on me?
Dr. House: That would be illegal. Interestingly enough, paying somebody to run it for me, though…
Dr. House: That would be illegal. Interestingly enough, paying somebody to run it for me, though…
Dr. Taub: You’ve discovered that one of us has been hiding the ability to stretch or shrink themselves?
Dr. House: No. I would never out someone’s super-powers.
Dr. House: No. I would never out someone’s super-powers.
Dr. Kutner: Wait, your wife's doing the doorman in your bed, and they're sweating all over the sheets that you paid for, and you...
Dr. Taub: My wife’s not doing the doorman.
Dr. Kutner: How do you know?
Dr. Taub: We don’t have a doorman.
Dr. Taub: My wife’s not doing the doorman.
Dr. Kutner: How do you know?
Dr. Taub: We don’t have a doorman.
Thirteen: Drugs? How many trials are you on?
Brandon: Three.
Dr. House: Admirable. Not many idiots have that much ambition.
Brandon: Three.
Dr. House: Admirable. Not many idiots have that much ambition.
Brandon: You going to tell Heather?
Dr. House: Couldn’t, even if I cared enough to want to.
Dr. House: Couldn’t, even if I cared enough to want to.
Dr. House: You want my advice?
Dr. Taub: Of course not.
Dr. House: Good, ‘cause I have no idea what you should do.
Dr. Taub: Of course not.
Dr. House: Good, ‘cause I have no idea what you should do.
(House proposes a theory in differential, everyone looks at Foreman)
Dr. House: Why are you looking at him?
Dr. Foreman: Try it out.
Dr. House: You heard the boss. Go!
Dr. House: Why are you looking at him?
Dr. Foreman: Try it out.
Dr. House: You heard the boss. Go!
Lucas: I like her, I don’t wanna do her.
Dr. House: Then what’s the point of liking her?
Dr. House: Then what’s the point of liking her?
Dr. House: Your marriage is like a broken toaster. Bread keeps popping up, you keep calling it toast. Which is weird, because you put your bread in a lot of toasters, and apparently you don’t see any difference. It’s kind of fascinating.
Dr. House: You know, people hate people who have theories about people.
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | David Shore |
| • Executive Producer | Bryan Singer | Katie Jacobs | David Shore | Paul Attanasio | Thomas L. Moran | Russel Friend | Garrett Lerner |
| • Co-Executive Producer | Eli Attie | Leonard Dick | Doris Egan | Lawrence Kaplow (1) | Deran Sarafian | Peter Blake (2) | Gerrit Van Der Meer |
| • Supervising Producer | Liz Friedman |
| • Producer | David Hoselton | David Foster (1) | Marcy G. Kaplan |
| • Co-Producer | Allen Marshall Palmer | Sara Hess |
| • Associate Producer | Lindsey Jaffin |
| • Production Designer | Jeremy Cassells |
| • Editor | Chris Brookshire |
| • Casting | Stephanie Laffin | Amy Lippens |
| • Unit Production Manager | Gerrit Van Der Meer |
| • First Assistant Director | Kevin Williams (2) |
| • Second Assistant Director | Janet K. Vanetten |
| • Music | Jason Derlatka | Jon Ehrlich |
| • Music Editor | Michael Baber |
| • Music Supervisor | Lynn Grossman | Gary Calamar |
| • Costume Designer | Cathy Crandall |
| • Key Grip | Shawn Whelan |
| • Camera Operator | Rob Carlson (3) | Anthony Gaudioz |
| • Set Decorator | Natalie Pope |
| • Location Manager | Nancy Haecker |
| • Transportation Coordinator | Steve De Leon |
| • Property Master | Tyler Patton |
| • Construction Coordinator | Stephen Howard |
| • Production Sound Mixer | Von Varga |
| • Script Supervisor | Ira Hurvitz |
| • Production Coordinator | Elisabeth James Rhee |
| • Script Coordinator | Dustin Paddock |
| • Supervising Sound Editor | Brad North |
| • Re-Recording Mixer | Gerry Lentz | Richard Weingart |
| • Leadman | Gary Isbell |
| • Director of Photography | Gale Tattersall |
| • Art Director | Cameron Birnie |
| • Assistant Production Coordinator | Meg A. Schave |
| • Post Production Coordinator | Marisa Lederman |
| • Executive Story Editor | Pamela Davis (1) |
| • Costume Supervisor | Amy Dodson |
| • Special Makeup Effects Artist | Dalia Dokter |
| • Main Title Theme | Massive Attack |
| • Visual Effects Supervisor | Elan Soltes |
| • Production Accountant | Jane Williams (2) |
| • Chief Lighting Technician | Jim Dillinger |
| • Department Head Hair | Janis Clark (1) |
| • Casting Associate | Janelle Scuderi |
| • Medical Technical Advisor | Harley Liker | John Sotos | Lisa Sanders |
| • Department Head Make-up | Robin Luce |
| • Assistant To The Executive Producer | Robyn Marrow | Simran Baidwan | Tommy Paul | James S. Conway |
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