Recap
A man, Jerry, gets up in the morning and drinks endless cups of coffee and tracks his time. His daughter Samantha arrives and he wants to know why she’s running late. He offers to call a friend of hers to come over as a sleepover for her birthday, but Samantha tells him not to and leaves. Jerry reaches for another pot of coffee only to discover that every pot is empty. He gets a new can of coffee but turns to realize the coffee machine has disappeared. Samantha comes back and says that she has just gotten back from school. Jerry has blacked out for eight hours. He blacks out again and finds himself in the living room with Samantha...
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Episode Quotes
Dr. Cuddy: Thirty-seven-year-old male with recurring blackouts.
Dr. House: Tell him to switch from tequila to bourbon, worked for me.
Dr. House: Where are you meeting her?
Dr. Cuddy: In a little place called “Follow me and your urologist will be buying a new yacht.”
Dr. Cuddy: Why do you even care? It’s not like I’m ever going to ask you to babysit.
House: I’m a humanitarian.
Sadie: Are you crazy, bitch?
Dr. Hadley: No, I’m just a bitch who knows what she wants.
Dr. House: I need your advice.
Dr. Wilson: It’s not cancer.
Dr. House: Wow!! Can you remove spleens with your mind too?
Dr. House: Why the hell haven’t you come to talk to me about Cuddy? I’ve been doing all sorts of insane stuff.
Dr. Wilson: If she can’t handle your insane stuff, she can’t handle a baby.
Dr. House: Guy’s bleeding out of his pores. What does that tell us? Other than that you don’t want to play basketball against him and he’s dying?
Becca: Who’s that?
Dr. Chase: Dr. Gregory House. He’s the one you’ll be suing when you develop sepsis.
Dr. Cuddy: Stop pressuring her.
Dr. House: Sorry. Daddy’s perfectly healthy, but we want you to give him a kidney anyway because it’d be cool if he had three.
Dr. House: I need a genetic disease.
Dr. Wilson: I’m sure you’re carrying a few.
Dr. Wilson: I’ve just given you the answer, haven’t I? And now you’re going to walk out of here without saying a word.
House: (as he walks out) Nope!