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House: Last Resort
A man seeking the right diagnosis for his illness is willing to take on the hospital and the SWAT team to get it. He takes Thirteen, a nurse, and several patients from the waiting room and puts them in Cuddy's office. To put an end to the crisis they must come up with the right diagnosis, treat the wounded, and hold off a SWAT team.
| 8.4/10 (49 Votes cast) |
Episode Info
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Episode number: 5x9 Production Number: HOU-509 Airdate: Tuesday November 25th, 2008 Special Runtime: 68 Minutes Alternate Airdates:
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Recap
At Princeton General, the clinic is filled with patients and one man, Larry, talks to Thirteen saying he needs a refill on his migraine medication. Thirteen tells him to wait. Foreman comes in and tells her about clinical tests for a Huntington’s cure and offers to get her in. She refuses, saying she doesn’t need a consult. Another man, Jason, sees Cuddy’s office and goes in, and finds House behind the desk. House tells him to leave as he goes through her desk and Jason quietly goes back outside…. and draws a gun. He then ushers Thirteen, a nurse, and a handful of patients into Cuddy’s office and demands that he be treated. He asks for the best doctor in the hospital or he starts killing people...Read the full recap
Music
| Artist | Song Title | Played When |
| Bonobo | Between the Lines | as House leaves Cuddy's office |
| Chris Clark | Herzog | as Jason draws his gun in the clinic |
| The Dead Texans | A Chronicle of Early Failures, Part 1 | as Jason is taken away |
| Four Tet | Glue of the World | as Cuddy delivers the neuralgia test |
| Yppah | It's Not the Same | right at the start |
Episode Quotes
Jason: Excuse me, I’m looking for Dr. Cuddy.
Dr. House: Well, she’s either not here or she’s under the desk. Either way, you’re gonna have to wait outside until I’m finished.
Dr. House: Well, she’s either not here or she’s under the desk. Either way, you’re gonna have to wait outside until I’m finished.
Dr. Taub: House is gonna get someone killed.
Dr. Kutner: The guy's ready to kill for a diagnosis, I can't think of a better doctor to be trapped in there with him.
Dr. Cameron: How about somebody who's not gonna keep pushing the whack job's buttons until he cracks?
Dr. Kutner: The guy's ready to kill for a diagnosis, I can't think of a better doctor to be trapped in there with him.
Dr. Cameron: How about somebody who's not gonna keep pushing the whack job's buttons until he cracks?
Bill: Excuse me, my wife feels sick to her stomach.
Dr. House: Next time pack some heat and maybe we'll look into it.
Dr. House: Next time pack some heat and maybe we'll look into it.
Dr. House: First rule of triage: guys with guns go first.
Dr. House: She should go.
Nurse Regina: He'll kill him.
Dr. House: But not her.
Nurse Regina: Is that your version of morality?
Dr. House: If you don't think your life is worth more than someone else's, sign your donor card and kill yourself.
Nurse Regina: He'll kill him.
Dr. House: But not her.
Nurse Regina: Is that your version of morality?
Dr. House: If you don't think your life is worth more than someone else's, sign your donor card and kill yourself.
House: Spit on the floor.
Jason: What?
House: If I do it, I can’t tell Cuddy that it was medically necessary. I’m gonna ask you to piss on her chair next.
Jason: What?
House: If I do it, I can’t tell Cuddy that it was medically necessary. I’m gonna ask you to piss on her chair next.
Jason: What about an x-ray or something?
Dr. House: Good idea. Oh, damn. I left my CT machine in my other pants.
Dr. House: Good idea. Oh, damn. I left my CT machine in my other pants.
Dr. House: Humiliation? Doctors treating you like you're a piece of meat? Too many fingers and tubes up your holes? You hate doctors. You want to take back control. If so, I apologize for the fact that you are a piece of meat.
Jason: I just want an answer. That's all.
Jason: I just want an answer. That's all.
Jason: Not knowing what was wrong with me… made me miserable. Maybe that's insane. Doing this… yeah. Insane. But I had something to gain. You can't take risks with no upside at all.
Dr. House: I can't decide which is riskier, taking crazy risks or taking advice on crazy risks from a crazed risk-taker.
Dr. House: I can't decide which is riskier, taking crazy risks or taking advice on crazy risks from a crazed risk-taker.
Jason: Florida counts?
Dr. House: Well, not to the Supreme Court, but it’s warm enough for germs.
Dr. House: Well, not to the Supreme Court, but it’s warm enough for germs.
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | David Shore |
| • Executive Producer | Bryan Singer | Katie Jacobs | David Shore | Paul Attanasio | Thomas L. Moran | Russel Friend | Garrett Lerner |
| • Co-Executive Producer | Eli Attie | Leonard Dick | Lawrence Kaplow (1) | Doris Egan | Deran Sarafian | Peter Blake (2) | Gerrit Van Der Meer |
| • Supervising Producer | Liz Friedman |
| • Producer | David Foster (1) | David Hoselton | Marcy G. Kaplan |
| • Co-Producer | Allen Marshall Palmer | Sara Hess |
| • Associate Producer | Julie Hrebec | Lindsey Jaffin |
| • Production Designer | Jeremy Cassells |
| • Casting | Amy Lippens | Stephanie Laffin |
| • Unit Production Manager | Gerrit Van Der Meer |
| • First Assistant Director | Kevin Williams (2) |
| • Music | Jason Derlatka | Jon Ehrlich |
| • Music Editor | Michael Baber |
| • Music Supervisor | Gary Calamar | Lynn Grossman |
| • Costume Designer | Cathy Crandall |
| • Make-up | Toby Lamm |
| • Key Grip | Shawn Whelan |
| • Camera Operator | Anthony Gaudioz | Rob Carlson (3) |
| • Set Decorator | Natalie Pope |
| • Location Manager | Nancy Haecker |
| • Transportation Coordinator | Steve De Leon |
| • Property Master | Tyler Patton | Dean Zingus |
| • Construction Coordinator | Stephen Howard |
| • Production Sound Mixer | Von Varga |
| • Script Supervisor | Ira Hurvitz |
| • Production Coordinator | Elisabeth James Rhee |
| • Script Coordinator | Dustin Paddock |
| • Assistant Editor | Amy Fleming |
| • Supervising Sound Editor | Brad North |
| • Re-Recording Mixer | Gerry Lentz | Richard Weingart |
| • Leadman | Gary Isbell |
| • Art Director | Cameron Birnie |
| • Assistant Production Coordinator | Meg A. Schave |
| • Post Production Coordinator | Marisa Lederman |
| • Executive Story Editor | Pamela Davis (1) |
| • Costume Supervisor | Amy Dodson |
| • Special Makeup Effects Artist | Dalia Dokter |
| • Main Title Theme | Massive Attack |
| • Visual Effects Supervisor | Elan Soltes |
| • Production Accountant | Jane Williams (2) |
| • Chief Lighting Technician | Jim Dillinger |
| • Department Head Hair | Janis Clark (1) |
| • Casting Associate | Janelle Scuderi |
| • Medical Technical Advisor | Lisa Sanders | Harley Liker | John Sotos |
| • Department Head Make-up | Robin Luce |
| • Assistant To The Executive Producer | Robyn Marrow | James S. Conway | Tommy Paul | Simran Baidwan |
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