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House: Painless
House and the team diagnose a suicidal man suffering from chronic pain. Meanwhile, Cuddy discovers that her new baby takes up more time then she anticipated, and Foreman and Hadley deal with their relationship.
| 8.8/10 (37 Votes cast) |
Episode Info
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Episode number: 5x12 Production Number: HOU-512 Airdate: Monday January 19th, 2009 Alternate Airdates:
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Main Cast
Recap
Jeff is at home writing out a suicide note. He leaves his wedding ring on the note then goes out to the garage. Hi wife Lynne and son Zack stop by home to pick up Zack’s hockey stick for practice. Zack goes into the garage and finds his dad sitting in the car with the doors closed and the engine running. Lynne gets her husband out and manages to revive him, and he apologizes that he couldn’t live with the pain any more...Read the full recap
Music
| Artist | Song Title | Played When |
| Ray LaMontagne | I Still Care for You | Jeff's treatment montage |
Episode Quotes
Dr. Cuddy: House, I’ve got a DYFS home visit on Friday.
Dr. House: And I’ve got a W-H-O-R-E visit on…
Dr. House: And I’ve got a W-H-O-R-E visit on…
Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered?
Dr. House: Scent of a man. I realize you haven't experienced it sober.
Dr. House: Scent of a man. I realize you haven't experienced it sober.
Dr. House: He's had multiple EEGs. All of them cleaner and squeakier than Cuddy's rubber nipples.
(hands Kutner a dirty diaper)
Dr. Cuddy: Take the garbage out on your way out.
Dr. House: If you want a man to take your crap, you have to marry him first.
Dr. Cuddy: Or employ him.
Dr. Cuddy: Take the garbage out on your way out.
Dr. House: If you want a man to take your crap, you have to marry him first.
Dr. Cuddy: Or employ him.
Dr. House: Come on, you're from one of the Twelve Tribes, you must know a ton of lawyers.
Dr. Taub: What type of lawyer do you need? I'll bring it up at the next world domination subcommittee meeting.
Dr. Taub: What type of lawyer do you need? I'll bring it up at the next world domination subcommittee meeting.
Dr. Cuddy: You preach objectivity, but as soon as a patient comes in in pain, all you want to do is look under the hood. You don't care if there's a one-in-three chance you'll kill him.
Dr. House: If I don't diagnose him, there's a one-in-one chance he'll kill himself.
Dr. House: If I don't diagnose him, there's a one-in-one chance he'll kill himself.
Jeff: You don't have a family, do you?
Dr. House: Left them all back on Krypton.
Dr. House: Left them all back on Krypton.
Chris Carrick: Which one of you is House?
Dr. House: The big black guy.
Dr. House: The big black guy.
Dr. Taub: Assuming you're right.
Dr. House: Yes. I find it confusing to assume otherwise.
Dr. House: Yes. I find it confusing to assume otherwise.
Dr. Wilson: Why do women always do that?
Dr. Cuddy: Fail?
Dr. Wilson: Create ridiculous standards that no human could meet, with your careers, with your kids. You got to be more like us men.
Dr. Cuddy: Be lazy? Blame others?
Dr. Cuddy: Fail?
Dr. Wilson: Create ridiculous standards that no human could meet, with your careers, with your kids. You got to be more like us men.
Dr. Cuddy: Be lazy? Blame others?
Fernando: Are you happy?
Dr. House: No, but I'm right.
Dr. House: No, but I'm right.
Dr. House: Testicles. What do they make you think of?
Dr. Taub: STDs, testerone issues, that summer on Fire Island.
Dr. Taub: STDs, testerone issues, that summer on Fire Island.
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | David Shore |
| • Executive Producer | Bryan Singer | Katie Jacobs | David Shore | Paul Attanasio | Russel Friend | Garrett Lerner | Thomas L. Moran |
| • Co-Executive Producer | Leonard Dick | Eli Attie | Lawrence Kaplow (1) | Doris Egan | Deran Sarafian | Gerrit Van Der Meer | Peter Blake (2) |
| • Supervising Producer | Liz Friedman |
| • Producer | David Hoselton | David Foster (1) | Marcy G. Kaplan |
| • Co-Producer | Sara Hess | Allen Marshall Palmer |
| • Associate Producer | Lindsey Jaffin | Julie Hrebec |
| • Production Designer | Jeremy Cassells |
| • Editor | David Post | Chris Brookshire |
| • Casting | Amy Lippens | Stephanie Laffin |
| • Unit Production Manager | Gerrit Van Der Meer |
| • First Assistant Director | Chris Stoia |
| • Second Assistant Director | Janet K. Vanetten |
| • Music | Jon Ehrlich | Jason Derlatka |
| • Music Editor | Michael Baber |
| • Music Supervisor | Gary Calamar | Lynn Grossman |
| • Costume Designer | Cathy Crandall |
| • Make-up | Toby Lamm |
| • Key Grip | Shawn Whelan |
| • Camera Operator | Rob Carlson (3) | Anthony Gaudioz |
| • Set Decorator | Natalie Pope |
| • Location Manager | Nancy Haecker |
| • Transportation Coordinator | Steve De Leon |
| • Property Master | Mike Casey | Carl Jones |
| • Construction Coordinator | Stephen Howard |
| • Production Sound Mixer | Von Varga |
| • Script Supervisor | Ira Hurvitz |
| • Production Coordinator | Elisabeth James Rhee |
| • Script Coordinator | Dustin Paddock |
| • Assistant Editor | Lawrence Curtis |
| • Supervising Sound Editor | Brad North |
| • Re-Recording Mixer | Richard Weingart | Gerry Lentz |
| • Leadman | Gary Isbell |
| • Director of Photography | Gale Tattersall |
| • Art Director | Lynn Christopher |
| • Assistant Production Coordinator | Meg A. Schave |
| • Post Production Coordinator | Marisa Lederman |
| • Executive Story Editor | Pamela Davis (1) |
| • Costume Supervisor | Amy Dodson |
| • Special Makeup Effects Artist | Dalia Dokter |
| • Main Title Theme | Massive Attack |
| • Visual Effects Supervisor | Elan Soltes |
| • Production Accountant | Jane Williams (2) |
| • Chief Lighting Technician | Jim Dillinger |
| • Department Head Hair | Janis Clark (1) |
| • Casting Associate | Janelle Scuderi |
| • Medical Technical Advisor | Lisa Sanders | Harley Liker | John Sotos |
| • Department Head Make-up | Robin Luce |
| • Assistant To The Executive Producer | Simran Baidwan | Robyn Marrow | James S. Conway | Tommy Paul |
| • Video Graphic Artist | Simon Knights |
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