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House: Unfaithful
A priest sees a bleeding Jesus on his doorstep and House insists on taking the case to poke fun at the man's religion. However, when the priest displays more symptoms, the case becomes serious as he takes a turn fro the worse. Meanwhile, House gives Thirteen and Foreman an ultimatum, and Cuddy invites the staff to her baby's christening.
| 9.1/10 (38 Votes cast) |
Episode Info
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Episode number: 5x15 Production Number: HOU-515 Airdate: Monday February 16th, 2009 Alternate Airdates:
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Recap
A priest, Daniel Beeson, works at a soup kitchen. After they close for the night, Beeson sends his assistant Emily home and cleans up. A homeless man, Daryl, comes by and begs for a coat against the winter cold. Once Beeson finds one and sends him on the way, he goes up to his apartment where he drinks heavily. He hears a knock downstairs and goes to find that he has a unique visitor: Jesus, bleeding from his wounds and hanging in mid-air before the priest...Read the full recap
Music
| Artist | Song Title | Played When |
| The Doves | Firesuite | in Daniel's apartment |
| Hugh Laurie | Cuddy's Serenade | closing montage |
| Rolling Stones, played by Hugh Laurie | You Can't Always Get What You Want | closing montage |
Episode Quotes
Dr. Cuddy: Are you doing anything Friday?
Dr. House: Taking a lovely young lady to the Philharmonic.
Dr. Cuddy: Is that your way of saying you're having sex with a hooker?
Dr. House: Two. Can't create a harmonic with just one.
Dr. House: Taking a lovely young lady to the Philharmonic.
Dr. Cuddy: Is that your way of saying you're having sex with a hooker?
Dr. House: Two. Can't create a harmonic with just one.
(to Dr. Wilson)
Dr. House: You're a wuss. Part wimp, part puss.
Dr. House: You're a wuss. Part wimp, part puss.
(about Thirteen)
Dr. Taub: She's not a nympho, she's bisexual, which by the way means she's accustomed to partners who don't need a map to find the treasure.
Dr. Taub: She's not a nympho, she's bisexual, which by the way means she's accustomed to partners who don't need a map to find the treasure.
Dr. Kutner: God gave the Church and the kid free will. Their exercise of that free will hurt you, means you're just a victim of God's gift to mankind.
Daniel Bresson: Oh yeah, God wants life to have meaning. Life's meaningless without free will. With free will, there's already suffering. So God wants suffering. I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it.
Daniel Bresson: Oh yeah, God wants life to have meaning. Life's meaningless without free will. With free will, there's already suffering. So God wants suffering. I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it.
Dr. Chase: Office romances are a bad idea. We beat some very long odds.
Dr. Cameron: Wow, why don't you save the gushy stuff for the wedding.
Dr. Cameron: Wow, why don't you save the gushy stuff for the wedding.
Daniel Bresson: You want to believe, don't you?
Dr. House: Yeah, I want to walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees. But I don't think it's a good idea to tell people to go fornicate with fruit.
Dr. House: Yeah, I want to walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees. But I don't think it's a good idea to tell people to go fornicate with fruit.
(to Dr. Cuddy)
Dr. House: Hey, I was just talking about you. Not you specifically--whores and hypocrisy.
Dr. House: Hey, I was just talking about you. Not you specifically--whores and hypocrisy.
Dr. Wilson: If you want to go, just go and act like a human being.
Dr. House: Wow, solid advice, except for two things. I'm acting like I don't want to go because I don't want to go and... (steals food from a kid's tray) I'm incapable of acting like a human being.
Dr. House: Wow, solid advice, except for two things. I'm acting like I don't want to go because I don't want to go and... (steals food from a kid's tray) I'm incapable of acting like a human being.
Dr. Wilson: Any second thoughts about Cuddy?
Dr. House: Nope. But please, feel free to blather on.
Dr. House: Nope. But please, feel free to blather on.
Dr. House: Religion is not the opiate of the masses, it's the placebo of the masses.
Daniel Bresson: Einstein said, "Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous."
Dr. House: A woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."
Dr. House: A woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | David Shore |
| • Executive Producer | Bryan Singer | Katie Jacobs | David Shore | Paul Attanasio | Thomas L. Moran | Russel Friend | Garrett Lerner |
| • Co-Executive Producer | Leonard Dick | Eli Attie | Lawrence Kaplow (1) | Doris Egan | Deran Sarafian | Peter Blake (2) | Gerrit Van Der Meer |
| • Supervising Producer | Liz Friedman |
| • Producer | David Hoselton | David Foster (1) | Marcy G. Kaplan |
| • Co-Producer | Sara Hess | Allen Marshall Palmer |
| • Associate Producer | Julie Hrebec | Lindsey Jaffin |
| • Production Designer | Jeremy Cassells |
| • Editor | Kimberly Ray | Chris Brookshire |
| • Casting | Amy Lippens | Stephanie Laffin |
| • Unit Production Manager | Gerrit Van Der Meer |
| • First Assistant Director | Kevin Williams (2) |
| • Second Assistant Director | Janet K. Vanetten |
| • Music | Jason Derlatka | Jon Ehrlich |
| • Music Editor | Michael Baber |
| • Music Supervisor | Lynn Grossman | Gary Calamar |
| • Costume Designer | Cathy Crandall |
| • Make-up | Toby Lamm |
| • Key Grip | Shawn Whelan |
| • Camera Operator | Anthony Gaudioz | Rob Carlson (3) |
| • Set Decorator | Natalie Pope |
| • Location Manager | Nancy Haecker |
| • Transportation Coordinator | Steve De Leon |
| • Property Master | Tyler Patton | Pete Flynn (2) |
| • Construction Coordinator | Stephen Howard |
| • Production Sound Mixer | Von Varga |
| • Script Supervisor | Ira Hurvitz |
| • Production Coordinator | Elisabeth James Rhee |
| • Script Coordinator | Dustin Paddock |
| • Assistant Editor | Amy Fleming |
| • Supervising Sound Editor | Brad North |
| • Re-Recording Mixer | Gerry Lentz | Richard Weingart |
| • Leadman | Gary Isbell |
| • Director of Photography | Gale Tattersall |
| • Art Director | Lynn Christopher |
| • Assistant Production Coordinator | Meg A. Schave |
| • Post Production Coordinator | Marisa Lederman |
| • Executive Story Editor | Pamela Davis (1) |
| • Costume Supervisor | Amy Dodson |
| • Special Makeup Effects Artist | Dalia Dokter |
| • Main Title Theme | Massive Attack |
| • Visual Effects Supervisor | Elan Soltes |
| • Production Accountant | Jane Williams (2) |
| • Chief Lighting Technician | Jim Dillinger |
| • Department Head Hair | Janis Clark (1) |
| • Casting Associate | Janelle Scuderi |
| • Medical Technical Advisor | Lisa Sanders | Harley Liker | John Sotos |
| • Department Head Make-up | Robin Luce |
| • Assistant To The Executive Producer | Simran Baidwan | James S. Conway | Tommy Paul | Robyn Marrow |
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