Author Timothy Moore is attending a banquet in to kick off his book tour. His publisher Elaine introduces him and he starts to speak, but his editor Nick Greenwald says the book won’t sell. Timothy is surprised and Nick explains that Elaine is trying to keep him happy. When Nick’s wife Audrey interrupts, Nick is puzzled about what he’s said but starts insulting his boss. His nose bleeds and then he collapses...Read the full recap
Dr. House: The MRI show anything?
Dr. Foreman: Nothing.
Dr. House: Good. What fun would that be?
Nick Greenwald: I'll pretend to be macho while a guy stuffs three feet of plastic up my nose. (to Taub) It's too bad it's not your nose. Lots more room to maneuver.
Dr. Kutner: And no marriage either if our patient keeps saying everything that comes into his head without regard for the consequences.
Dr. Wilson: (to House) You always led me to believe you were one of a kind.
Nick Greenwald: I don't mean to be abrasive. Especially since you're such a pleasure to imagine naked. Again, sorry.
Dr. Hadley: It's okay.
Nick Greenwald: Thank you for understanding. I'd do you, you know. Really, my apologies. This stuff just...
Dr. Hadley: It's okay.
Dr. Cuddy: How's the patient?
Nick Greenwald: Whoa. I would do here in a minute with fudge and a cherry on top. Would someone please explain to this women? There's only so many apologies I can...
Dr. Hadley: He has frontal lobe disinhibition.
Nick Greenwald: I've already embarrassed myself with one doctor. Who, I am at this moment imagining with you, in a king-size bed with a mirror on the ceiling... I am so, so sorry. (to Cuddy) But if I couldn't have both of you together, you would definitely be my first choice.
Dr. Cuddy: Where's House?
Nick Greenwald: Like trying not to think of an elephant. Not that you're an elephant. Your breasts in fact are all homo sapiens.
Dr. Foreman: House isn't here.
Dr. Cuddy: Oh, he wouldn't have paged me if he couldn't watch and enjoy this.
Dr. Wilson: I'm not always nice. I'm not nice to you.
Dr. House: Because you know nice bores me. Hence, still nice.
Dr. House: Why do you think the world will end in chaos and destruction if you're not there to save it.
Dr. Wilson: Because when my parents put me in the rocket and sent me here, they said, "James, you will grow to manhood under a yellow sun."
Dr. House: Why did you hide that?
Dr. Wilson: Because the world revolves around you. I devote time to anyone else, you'd end up stalking me and harassing them.
Dr. House: You say that as though it wouldn't be fun.
Dr. House: You never take a walk unless you've got something you need to think about.
Dr. Wilson: Maybe you just don't have a good statistical sampling of my walks.
Dr. Wilson: Taub, another graduate of the House School of Being a Dick.
Dr. Wilson: I may have overreacted.
Dr. House: You definitely overreacted.
Dr. Wilson: I knew you'd meet me halfway.