Episode Quotes
House: A secret club? What's the secret – they're all morons?
Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you.
House: You know, words can hurt.
Dr. Chase: How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life.
House: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly don't have a personal life
House: Oh, you never run out of thingies...like that blonde thingy you were chatting up.
Dr. Wilson: She's the hospital accountant! We were going over billing procedures!
House: Double-entry bookkeeping?!
Episode Goofs
House: (talking to a Vicodin pill) There you are. Were you scared? It's okay, you're home now.
(swallows it)
The problem here is that this episode was originally supposed to air the week after
Detox (according to the production numbers), so it makes no sense that House is now beginning to take the medication again because clearly he was taking it in episode that originally aired the week before this one (
Sports Medicine). It's obvious the shows were not show in the correct order.