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House
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| Title: | Kids |
| Also Known As: | Sotkuja kerrakseen ( Finland) Děti ( Czech Republic)
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| Episode Number: | 19 |
| Season: | 1 |
| Season Episode #.: | 19 |
| Production Number: | HOU-119 |
| Original Airdate: | Tuesday May 03rd, 2005 |
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Finland |
Jan 25, 2007 |
Czech Republic |
Feb 19, 2007 |
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After a meningitis outbreak hits the hospital, House decides to focus on a 12-year-old whose symptoms are similar to the disease. House, Foreman and Chase must devise ingenious ways and locations to treat the girl's delicate condition amid the chaos, even though Cuddy only gives them an hour. In the meantime, House decides to ask Cameron to come back to her job now that Vogler has left. She agrees, but on one surprising condition.
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| House: If you’re old enough to bleed out of your vagina, obviously you’re old enough to handle a simple thing like an abortion without Mommy and Daddy’s help. | House: Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby? | House: Take these, go home, talk to your ]daughter.
Female Patient: What?
House: Your pants, your blouse, your scarf are all freshly dry cleaned. Everything except your jacket, it’s got a smudge on it. Probably two days old. Which means you didn’t know the jacket had been worn. So either your husband is a crossdresser or your daughter has been borrowing your clothes without telling you. Probably wants to look older to get into bars.
Female Patient: I don’t have a daughter.
House: Next! | House: You Jewish?
Dr. Gilmar: Yeah.
House: Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?
Dr. Gilmar: Two hours of begging?
House: I heard four.
Dr. Gilmar: Well actually I'm only half-Jewish. | (After reading the thermometer)
House: 102. You win a trip to the second floor. Next! | House: Cameron is so not perfect.
Dr. Wilson: Well, nobody's perfect.
House: Mother Teresa?
Dr. Wilson: Dead.
House: Angeline Jolie?
Dr. Wilson: No medical degree.
House: Now who's being picky? | House: I saw the light on.
Dr. Cameron: It's daytime.
House: Yeah, it's a figure of speech. Always so literal. |
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| House: Well, Google it.
House is referring to the online search engine, Google. At the time of this episode, it was the world's top search engine. It was so popular that the phrase "to Google" meant the same as "to search/find". | Dr. Wilson: That's our Hitler!
In the film and play The Producers, Max Bialystock exclaims this line when he finds the perfect actor to play Hitler in the play "Springtime for Hitler." | House: Well, let’s see now, there’s the eighteen-year-old has-been that she beat out to make Nationals, the has-been’s parents, jealous siblings, sociopathic swimfan
This is a reference to the 2002 film Swimfan which deals with a school athlete being stalked by an obsessed female fan. |
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