Episode Quotes
Stacy: You're in pain; you're not thinking clearly.
House: That's why I need the damn morphine!
Dr. Cuddy: Dr. Riley is throwing up; he obviously can’t lecture.
House: You witnessed the spew, or you just have his word for it? I think I’m coming down with a little bit of the clap. I may have to go home for a few days.
House: (describing a case) And C, (cut to a mini-golf course) we’ve got Carmen Electra. Golfing.
Keen: Whoa, you treated the Baywatch chick?
House: The Baywatch thespian. And no, I’ve gotta disguise the identity of each of the patients and I got tired of using the middle-aged man. Carmen seemed like a pleasant alternative. Also, she’s apparently quite the golfer.
House: I like my leg. I've had it for as long as I can remember.
House: Why is it always me?
Cuddy: Because the world hates you.
Cuddy: We go in, take out the dead muscle. There’s still some risk of reperfusion injury, but –
Stacy: Give me the forms you need signed.
Cuddy: You’re saving his life.
Stacy: He won’t see it that way.
House: It’s just taking longer.
Stacy: No, it’s not. We’ve got to let him cut the leg off.
House: It’s my leg. It’s my life.
Stacy: Would you give up your leg to save my life?
House: Of course I would.
Stacy: Then why do you think your life is worth less than mine?
Stacy: God, you’re an idiot.
House: I think I’m more of a jerk.
Stacy: I’m not being glib. And I’m not being cute, I don’t want you to kill yourself.
House: I’m not gonna die.
Stacy: Oh, I feel completely reassured.
Cultural References
House: Have you ever see those Girls Gone Wild videos?
Girls Gone Wild is a series of videos with young women in various states of drunkenness and nudity.
House: You tell me Cujo bites you...
Cujo is a novel about a St. Bernard that terrorizes a family and was written by Stephen King.