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House: Autopsy

A young girl who suffers from cancer is about to administer her medicine when she begins hallucinating. An ill House shows up to work and Wilson asks him for help on the case. The doctors learn that the hallucinations are unrelated to the patient's cancer. After numerous tests, the doctors can find nothing wrong with the young girl. However, House believes that the girl's bravery is a symptom of a dangerous disease.

Episode Info
Episode number: 2x2
Production Number: HOU-202
Airdate: Tuesday September 20th, 2005

Alternate Airdates:

Czech Republic Mar 26, 2007
FI (MTV3) Sep 20, 2007
NL (SBS 6) Sep 16, 2008

Guest Stars
Eamon HuntEamon Hunt
As Neurologist
Stephanie VendittoStephanie Venditto
As Brenda
Gwen HollowayGwen Holloway
As Neurologist #2
Jonathan FraserJonathan Fraser
As Salesperson
William Jones (1)William Jones (1)
As Dr. Murphy
Main Cast
Hugh LaurieHugh Laurie
As Dr. Gregory House
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Bird YorkIn the Deep 
Christina AguileraBeautiful 
Christina AguileraStripped 
Elvis CostelloBeautiful 
Luciano PavarottiNessun Dorma 
StereophonicsMaybe Tomorrow 

Episode Quotes
House: If you're dying suddenly everybody loves you.
Dr. Wilson: You have a cane, nobody even likes you.
House: I'm not terminal, merely pathetic; you wouldn't believe the crap people let me get away with.

House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?
Cuddy: Are you high?
House: If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted.
Cuddy: It's Wednesday.

Dr. Foreman: We could bolt her to the table.
House: Gruesome and low tech. Kiss me, I love it. A five, six, seven, eight…

Dr. Wilson: You're treating your stuffy nose with cocaine?
House: Diphenhydramine. Antihistamine. New delivery system; it's a blood brain barrier thing.
Dr. Wilson: So it's all about speed isn't it. One thing to another; never standing still. You're pretty good at that.
House: I know my way around a razor blade.
Dr. Wilson: It's time.
House: Just a couple more rocks.

Nurse: Patient in one requested a male doctor.
Cuddy: Balls are in your court, Doctor.
House: Union rules. I can't check out this guy's seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch.
Cuddy: Exam room one.
House: It's sexist and a very dangerous precedent; if people could choose the sex of their doctors you gals would be out business.
Cuddy: Exam room one.

House: I'm not going to kiss you, no matter what you say.
Andie: It's sunny outside. You should go for a walk.
House: Not much for the long walks in the park. Git.

Dr. Cameron: You mean I actually get to touch the markers?

House: And you stay away the patient.
Dr. Cameron: What did I do?
House: You’ll just get all warm and cuddly around the dying girl, and insinuate yourself, and end up in a custody battle.

Dr. Wilson: She enjoys life more than you do.
House: Right.
Dr. Wilson: She stole that kiss from Chase. What have you done lately?
House: I'm pacing myself. Unlike her, I have the luxury of time.
Dr. Wilson: She could outlive you.

Episode Goofs
In this episode, Chase tells Andie that he is 30. However, in the episode Cursed House says that Chase is 26.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorDavid Shore
Main Title ThemeMassive Attack
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