Episode Quotes
House: You know, our relationship was way better when we were sleeping together. Why did we stop doing that? Did you get married?
Stacy: Yes. Otherwise I'd be on you you like red on rice.
House: Look, rice isn't...oh, I get it!
Stacy: We need to talk.
House: Oh God, are you pregnant? 'Cause I really want to finish high school.
House: How am I supposed to practice medicine with a lawyer sitting on my shoulder?
Dr. Cuddy: Responsibly.
House: You know I can't do that!
Dr. Cameron: We don't make careers out of who can stay awake the longest.
Dr. Chase: Really? Ever been to...oh, I don't know, med school?
House: How’s your recovery going? Got around to the small muscles yet?
Mark Warner: It’s not the size of the muscle – it’s where you get to put it.
Stacy: My goodness, it’s like watching Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward in the third grade.