Stacy: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didn’t you fire him?
House: He has great hair.
Stacy: What are you hiding?
House: I’m gay. Oh…that’s not what you meant. It does explain a lot though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers…
Stacy: You have been hiding things and lying to me all day.
House: I didn’t lie to you about anything…except the things I admitted to you I was lying about.
Stacy: Where’s Chase?
House: He’s too busy to service you until after work. I’ve got a few minutes, though. Feel free to say something like, ‘What’ll we do with the time left over?"
House: I’ve moved past threesomes, I am now into foursomes. If someone backs out then you still got a threesome, and if two people back out you're still having sex. You’d be amazed even if three people…