Marshall: Lilly, we have been looking forward to this magical, special night for two weeks now and, sweetie, during that time I have been, umm, how do I put this delicately... saving all my love for you.
Lily: I have read eleven books on conception. I have cut out alcohol, caffeine and sugar. I take my temperature every hour but, good for you for not playing with yourself !
Ted is working up the courage to talk to a pretty girl at the bar
Barney: You have no reason to be nervous. None what so ever. And I'm going to tell you why in one word.
Ted: And what's that word?