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When Ted turns to a matchmaker to find love, he is sent away matchless.

When a matchmaker with a 100 percent success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that he is going to find his match. After getting information from the matchmaker’s computer on the sly, Ted pays a visit to a very cute, but very taken, dermatologist in an effort to debunk the prediction that there are no women out there for him. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are obsessed with ridding their apartment of an unsightly critter.

Episode Info


Episode number: 1x7
Production Number: 1ALH06
Airdate: Monday November 07th, 2005


Alternate Airdates:

NL (RTL 5) Apr 09, 2009

Guest Stars
David HenrieDavid Henrie
As Son
Recurring
Joe NievesJoe Nieves
As Carl
Recurring
Lyndsy FonsecaLyndsy Fonseca
As Daughter
Recurring
Camryn ManheimCamryn Manheim
As Ellen Pierce
Nick JaineNick Jaine
As Sudeep
Main Cast
Josh RadnorJosh Radnor
As Ted Mosby
Jason SegelJason Segel
As Marshall Eriksen
Cobie SmuldersCobie Smulders
As Robin Scherbatsky
Neil Patrick HarrisNeil Patrick Harris
As Barney Stinson
Alyson HanniganAlyson Hannigan
As Lily Aldrin
Bob SagetBob Saget
voiced Narrator / Ted, 2030
Episode Quotes
Lily: Don't Ted-out about it.
Ted: Did you just use my name as a verb?
Barney: Oh, yeah, we do that when you're not around. "Ted-out": to overthink. See also "Ted-up". "Ted-up": to overthink with disastrous consequences. For example, "Billy Tedded-up when he-"
Ted: All right, I get it!

Matchmaker (Ellen Pierce): Don't give up hope, Ted. There are new women turning 18 every day.

Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot, that's a perfect cocktail, shake well, then sleep with.
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker, that's like giving up. It's the man-version of getting a cat.

Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: A cockamouse?
Lily: It was some mutant combination of the two. It was like a cockroach and a mouse . . .
Barney: Did the horizontal, ten-legged, interspecies tango?

Barney: Come on Ted, this is an incredible opportunity, we'll meet our soulmates, nail'em and never call 'em again.

Ted: If a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy world, then so can I!



Episode Goofs
When they spray and hit the cockamouse their apartment door is open. But when they run away from it the door is suddenly closed.



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