The projected premiere date is: September 18, 2006.
The second season premiered with 10.47 million viewers.
Barney: (to Marshall) Do you know why you're not over Lily yet? It's because you can still picture her naked!
Barney: You cannot get over a woman until you can stop picturing her boobs. It's a scientific fact.
Robin: (about getting Marshall happy) Sometimes all you have to do is get in touch with your feminine side. (flash to image of Marshall at a shooting range).
Ted: You hungry?
Marshall: What's the point? I can eat some food, it's just going to leave me.
Ted: Well, at least in that scenario you get to do the dumping.
Barney: Wherever girls want to get back at their ex-boyfriends, we'll be there. Wherever women deal with their daddy issues through promiscuity and binge drinking, we will be there. Wherever a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo, sticking their heads out the windows yelling, "What's up New York?" we will be what is up New York!