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How I Met Your Mother: The Scorpion and the Toad

Barney teaches Marshall how to pick up women. When things start to go sour for an awkward Marshall, Barney steps in and wins the women over... for himself. Meanwhile, Lily is back from her art experience. While helping her look for a new apartment, Robin gets sick of hearing about Lily's amazing summer in San Francisco.



Episode Info


Episode number: 2x2
Production Number: 2ALH02
Airdate: Monday September 25th, 2006



  • Currently 9.2/10
9.2/10 (9 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Nicole Garza
As Jenny

Co-Guest Stars
Josh Wingate
As Mike
Recurring
Barry Finkel
As Crazy Man
Diane Mizota
As Woman
Kelly Mullis
As Paula
Ken Cosby
As Cab Driver
Richard Wharton
As Art Professor
Main Cast
Josh Radnor
As Ted Mosby
Jason Segel
As Marshall Eriksen
Cobie Smulders
As Robin Scherbatsky
Neil Patrick Harris
As Barney Stinson
Alyson Hannigan
As Lily Aldrin
Bob Saget
voiced Narrator / Ted, 2030
Episode Notes
9.53 million viewers watched the original airing of this episode.



Episode Quotes
Ted: She's miserable. She's realized that she's made a huge mistake. Her and Marshall will be back in a week. I love it!
Robin: Um, no. You just want Lily to be miserable. The truth is she's happy.
Ted: Trust me. I've known Lily for 9 years.
Robin: Trust me! I'm a girl!
Ted: Yeah, but you're Canadian.

Lily: (to Barney in a bar, to help Marshall by ruining Barney's night with twins) You jerk! You gave my twin sister chlamydia!



Warning: How I Met Your Mother season 2 episode 2 guide may contain spoilers
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