Ted: She's miserable. She's realized that she's made a huge mistake. Her and Marshall will be back in a week. I love it!
Robin: Um, no. You just want Lily to be miserable. The truth is she's happy.
Ted: Trust me. I've known Lily for 9 years.
Robin: Trust me! I'm a girl!
Ted: Yeah, but you're Canadian.
Lily: (to Barney in a bar, to help Marshall by ruining Barney's night with twins) You jerk! You gave my twin sister chlamydia!