Virginia: Oh, I forgot to tell you. Your cousin Jimmy had a wonderful time at the spa he visited.
Ted: You mean that spa the judge ordered him to go to, to quit cocaine?
Lily: I wish your face would melt off.
Marshall: I wish your eyeballs would explode.
Lily: I hate you
Marshall: I hate you more
Barney: Robin, I'm his best friend, that's a commitment. You're just his girl friend. That's like a bad flu, out of your system after a couple of weeks in bed.
Marshall: Are you wearing a push-up bra?
Lily: Did you Mystic Tan your calves?
Marshall: I withdraw the question.