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When Ted's parents come to New York for a visit, their weekend ends up being far from the ordinary when a colossal family secret is unveiled.When Ted, Robin and the gang spend the weekend with his parents, Ted is stunned when a family secret that changes things forever is unveiled at brunch. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily find it difficult to control themselves when they are forced to spend time together with Ted's parents.
Virginia: Oh, I forgot to tell you. Your cousin Jimmy had a wonderful time at the spa he visited.
Ted: You mean that spa the judge ordered him to go to, to quit cocaine?
Lily: I wish your face would melt off.
Marshall: I wish your eyeballs would explode.
Lily: I hate you
Marshall: I hate you more
Barney: Robin, I'm his best friend, that's a commitment. You're just his girl friend. That's like a bad flu, out of your system after a couple of weeks in bed.
Marshall: Are you wearing a push-up bra?
Lily: Did you Mystic Tan your calves?
Marshall: I withdraw the question.