(Talking to two hot college girls)
Ted: So Arizona? You know, I've always wanted to see what an Arizona driver's lisence looks like.
Barney: (whispers) Already ran that play, bro. They're 21, we're good.
Robin: What heppened to 'as we mature, the relationship matures with us'?
Marshall: That's just something Lily read in Psychology Today. Alright, she read it in Cosmo. Alright, I read it in Cosmo. Alright, it was Cosmo Girl, just drive, okay?!