Episode Quotes
Barney: (to Ted) You Suited Up! This is totally going into my blog!
Taxi Driver: Woah woah woah! Did he hit you?
Lily: (laughs) Hit me? Please! This guy can barely spank me in bed for fun. He's all like "Oh honey did that hurt?" and I'm all like "C'mon let me have it ya pansy!"
Ted: Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother.
Son: Are we being punished for something?
Ted: No.
Daughter: Yeah, is this going to take awhile?
Ted: Yes.