Season 1

1 :01x01 - Pilot

When etiquette columnist Andrew Carlson is told he must adapt to the new, sexier style of his magazine, he hires his old high school bully Bert Lansing to help him become a modern man.

Source: CBS
Director: Pamela Fryman

2 :01x02 - How To Have A One-Night Stand

Bert instructs Andrew on how to enjoy a one-night fling without getting too attached emotionally, while Diane agrees to prep Mike for his green-card interview.

Source: CBS

3 :01x03 - How to Attend Your Ex-Fiance's Wedding

Bert talks Andrew into attending his ex-fiancee's wedding for closure, but when he discovers his ex met her husband while she and Andrew were still together, Andrew must decide how to confront her.

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Guest Stars: Erinn Hayes as Lauren | Jessica St. Clair as Pam | Lisa Banes as Madeline | Kaitlyn Black as Tabitha | Scott MacArthur as Tom | Rachel Germaine as Gazelle
Director: Fred Savage
Writer: Jeff Astrof

4 :01x04 - How To Share A Relationship

Andrew and Bert each have their own relationship with the same woman, but Andrew starts to feel short-changed that she spends every night in Bert's room.

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Guest Stars: Marisa Coughlan as Candice | John Colton as Lon | Elizabeth Ho as Robyn | Tom Ohner as Grunting Man
Director: Fred Savage
Writer: Jeff Astrof

5 :01x05 - How To Be Draft Andrew

Bert tries to teach Andrew how to have a meaningless fling, but Andrew struggles with not getting attached. Meanwhile, Mike and Janet seek help from Diane to prepare them for Mike's green card interview.

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Guest Stars: Elizabeth Bogush as Thea | Demetrius Grosse as Officer Simms | Gina Comparetto as Beth | Sheila Shah as Hot Bartender
Director: Pamela Fryman

6 :01x06 - How to Dip Your Pen in the Company Ink

When Andrew refuses to make a move on his attractive new assistant, Bert teaches him a lesson by going out with her.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Fiona Gubelmann as Amy | Craig Gellis as Derek
Director: Alex Hardcastle

7 :01x07 - How to Get Along With Your Boss’s New Girlfriend

When Andrew is left picking up Jerry's slack at work, he asks Bert to come on board to serve as his new life coach, but quickly realizes he might have made a serious mistake.

Source: CBS
Director: Dave Halvorson

8 :01x08 - How to Upstage Thanksgiving

When Andrew skips Thanksgiving dinner with his family to rekindle a relationship with his ex-fiancée, Bert reminds him of his newfound "manhood" by showing him the error of his ways.

Source: CBS

9 :01x09 - How to Be Shallow

When Andrew is given the opportunity to ask out a model, he is forced to realize that even a gentleman can be shallow about some things. Meanwhile, Bert discovers that events from his past may be the reason for his commitment issues.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Christine Woods as Melissa
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Robin Shorr
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Canceled
Network: CBS ( USA)
Airs: Saturdays at 08:30 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: September 29, 2011
Ended: June 23, 2012
Episode Order: 9
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