Episode Info
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Episode number: 2x6 Production Number: 2J5708 Airdate: Wednesday December 22nd, 2010 Alternate Airdates:
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Main Cast
Recap
As the Applebaums are driving home, Richard Applebaum complains to his wife Rachel that his boss is concerned about the letter he’s sent to the FDA about what he discovered. Their son Joel is busy playing games on his laptop. A SUV runs them off the road and the driver speaks Swedish, telling his men to get what they need and then kill the Applebaums. However, the police arrive before they can get to the van, and they’re forced to leave...Read the full recap
Music
| Artist | Song Title | Played When |
| Ramones | It's a Wonderful World | fight at the mall |
| Rock | God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman | Chance surveys the office |
| Run DMC | Christmas in Hollis | the team arrives in the 'burbs |
Episode Quotes
Christopher: I've told you before, I don't like Christmas--never have, never will, even though you're some kind of roly-poly Santa-in-training or whatever.
Winston: Did you just call me roly-poly?
Winston: Did you just call me roly-poly?
(Winston whistles)
Winston: I'm sorry, but there are a few things we need to discuss here.
Richard Applebaum: Wow. You are an excellent whistler.
Winston: Thank you.
Winston: I'm sorry, but there are a few things we need to discuss here.
Richard Applebaum: Wow. You are an excellent whistler.
Winston: Thank you.
Guerrero: A janitor? Your cover is office temp? I'm a janitor?
Christopher: You got something against an honest day's work?
Guerrero: Uh, yeah, actually, I do.
Christopher: You got something against an honest day's work?
Guerrero: Uh, yeah, actually, I do.
Christopher: This is ridiculous. Blog? What do you say we just tie them up and let Guerrero handle the rest of it?
Winston: You serious? There's some duct tape right there.
Winston: You serious? There's some duct tape right there.
(Christopher whistles)
Christopher: I've been shot at. I've been thrown out of an airplane, been generally mistreated by a lot of very bad people. But this bickering is pretty much more than I can take, so I'm gonna go outside and get some fresh air. When I get back, you two had better be calmed down, or we're breaking out the ball gags.
Richard Applebaum: Wow. He's a good whistler, too.
Christopher: I've been shot at. I've been thrown out of an airplane, been generally mistreated by a lot of very bad people. But this bickering is pretty much more than I can take, so I'm gonna go outside and get some fresh air. When I get back, you two had better be calmed down, or we're breaking out the ball gags.
Richard Applebaum: Wow. He's a good whistler, too.
Joel Rosenbaum: Seriously? You mean, like, sneak out? I've never actually done that before.
Ames: Then, jeez, it's time to pop your cherry--I mean, as far as sneaking out goes. That's where the proverbial cherry-popping stops.
Ames: Then, jeez, it's time to pop your cherry--I mean, as far as sneaking out goes. That's where the proverbial cherry-popping stops.
Richard Applebaum: Swedish? Uh, well, look... the guys who ran us off the road that night, they were not speaking English. I couldn't place it at the time, but they might have been speaking Swedish.
Rachel Applebaum: Aren't the Klaxons from down the street originally from Sweden?
Richard Applebaum: No, no, they're just Canadian.
Rachel Applebaum: Aren't the Klaxons from down the street originally from Sweden?
Richard Applebaum: No, no, they're just Canadian.
Guerrero: You, Nick... are what we in the custodial arts like to call a real douche.
Christopher: But if you ask me, in this life, you get pushed around just about as long as you don't push back.
Richard Applebaum: You're gonna do great, son. And remember... you're an Applebaum.
(as his son kisses a girl)
Richard Applebaum: Oh, hold on. Just give him a second. he can handle it. He's an Applebaum.
Richard Applebaum: Oh, hold on. Just give him a second. he can handle it. He's an Applebaum.
Guerrero: All I know is I'd rather be tortured by a... well, by me then ever have to go back there again. Suburbs blow.
Guerrero: I got a meeting with The Plumber.
Christopher: The plumber?
Guerrero: Yeah, I don't want to miss him.
Christopher: It's past midnight.
Guerrero: It's not a plumber--The Plumber. Forget about it, dude, you don't want to know.
Christopher: The plumber?
Guerrero: Yeah, I don't want to miss him.
Christopher: It's past midnight.
Guerrero: It's not a plumber--The Plumber. Forget about it, dude, you don't want to know.
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