"Mind Bullets" or "Bang Bang Bang Motherfu**er - Recap

The scene opens with Ray, Damon, and Darby jogging. Ray tells that it is good to run but Darby says that Ray would have been a jerk in High School and would have made fun of them for being fat. Ray reassures that the statement is not true and tells that he has a lot of overweight friends. Damon tells that a kid on Ray’s baseball team calls him “Gaymon” and Ray tells that he is going to bench him for it. At Jessica’s house, Ronnie and Jess have guest over, Mindy and her husband. They are playing Scrabble. Jess is not enjoying the game and Ronnie tells that she just needs to play it and then she’ll like it just like he suffered through Bowling. Ronnie tells that his business is suffering the recession and is down 40%. Jess attempts to spell the word Tics and says that it is the animal. But they correct her and tell that it is the word Tic like a nervous tic. She walks out frustrated.

Tanya is at home and her sweater is off the hanger. Thinking that it is stolen she finds it on the floor. Tanya goes into work and she starts itching from the sweater. She goes in to see her supervisor but Claudine the normal supervisor is gone and Patty has been promoted to the position. Tanya tells that her hours were reduced to 4 this week and Patty tells that it is a mistake and should be 0. Tanya tells that she needs the job and Patty tells that if she can have sex with Ray for free, then Tanya will get to keep her job. Tanya tells that she bought a Lenoir sweater and Patty says that it looks like a Lankin that you can buy at TJ Max and makes you itch. Tanya looks at the label. It is a Lankin.

Ray got the kids on the baseball team new uniforms and Ray sees his kids in the hall. He wonders if his kids are right about the fact that he wouldn’t be friends with them in High School. Tanya meets with Charlie the Pimp and tells that she has a problem with Lenore. Charlie considers them friends and tells her that she needs to kill Lenore. Tanya tells that she doesn’t want to kill her and Charlie tells that she needs to do something. Tanya meets up with Ray and Lenore at a restaurant that Lenore likes and Tanya is not happy of course. Lenore sits down and feeds beans to her new dog and gives Ray his cut of the money. It is only $240 and she tells that it is minus Lenore’s 40%. Tanya tries to say that Lenore doesn’t deserve 40% but then Lenore snaps back and says that Tanya doesn’t deserve any money. Tanya tells that she has Patty as a client and that she could do it for $300. Lenore tells that Ray doesn’t give discounts and Ray agrees and her dog’s name is now “Horny Patty”. Lenore tries to tell that she is working on some clients and Tanya tells that she wasn’t finished. She then tells of Francis and Lenore is mad that Tanya stole her client. Lenore then pulls out a Lenoir Sweater and Tanya knows that it is her sweater that Lenore stole from her house.

Outside in the parking lot, Tanya wants to know where she got the sweater. She tells that she bought it. Tanya accuses her for stealing her sweater and Lenore tells that she made a mistake that is not a Lenoir but a Lankin that Tanya had before. But she is certain that Lenore stole her sweater. She grabs Lenore’s dog and runs off. At Jess’s house, Ronnie tells that his business is more then 40% down and Jess is doing the gardening. She tells that is alright and Ronnie tells that he wants to have a baby. Jess is shocked to think that Ronnie didn’t want any children and he says that he changed his mind. She tells that she is not going to and Ronnie tells that Mindy is really good at being married and that Jess is not.

At Tanya’s she is feeding eggs to Lenore’s dog. Ray knocks on the door and tells Tanya that he feels bad about the commission thing and that he should have stuck up for her. Tanya tries to talk about Patty and Ray tells that she will come around soon and pay the full price. The dog in the bathroom starts scratching and Tanya tells it is rats but then the dog barks. He invites her to a movie and she accepts. She takes the dog to the movies with her and she tells Ray that she needed to take it with her because Lenore will sneak in and take Horny Patty back. Ray asks what kind of movie they are watching and Tanya tells that there is a deeper meaning. Damon asks Tanya if he looks like he is gay and she avoids it by saying „What does Gay look like” The dog starts to growl and Tanya takes her out. Ray tells Tanya to take the dog back and Tanya tells that she needs to have sex with Patty for free because it is her boss. They agree on $250. At Patty’s, Ray is fulfilling his favor for Tanya and she is a weird one that tells that he is as good and better then her vibrator. She starts to talk about how she used to have her Ken doll have sex with all the Barbie dolls.

Tanya is at Lenore’s and she has already bought a new dog. She tells that she is going to return Horny Patty but Lenore tells that she needed to move on. Tanya tosses Horny Patty inside Lenore’s Apartment anyways and runs. Jess is at Bertson’s Bowling Alley and calls Ray but he thought she canceled the meeting. Ray shows up at the Bowling Alley and Ray asks if she needs to talk to him. She tells that marriage is complicated and that she doesn’t know what to do. She gives Ray a hug and Lenore walks up. She tells it is her friend and she introduces Ray as her ex-husband. She introduces herself to Ray.

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