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Welcome to the Alan Partridge forum, where you can discuss all things Alan, whether it's your favourite episodes, quotes, or just how much of a jack-ass he is. ^o^
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| Message Posted On Saturday, April 8th 2006 At 12:15 am |
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"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!" |
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| Message Posted On Saturday, April 8th 2006 At 2:18 am |
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Alan: I remember you once caned me for having a chalk penis drawn on the back of my blazer.
Raphael: Well, that was a long time ago, Alan.
Alan: That's what Nazi war criminals say
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| Message Posted On Saturday, April 8th 2006 At 2:40 am |
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LOL, you guys got those from TV.com I suppose? ^o) I don't think you have ever seen this brilliant show. |
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| Message Posted On Saturday, April 8th 2006 At 4:36 am |
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2pac is on one of his posting sprees again ^o)
Every episode of season 1 is brilliant, but To Kill a Mocking Alan is definitely my favorite. The moment when Alan exhales deeply to shut Lynn and the producers up, cracks me up every time 
There were so many other great moments as well, but it would be pointless to list them all here. Everyone should check out this great show. |
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| Message Posted On Saturday, April 8th 2006 At 10:47 am |
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| On Saturday, April 8th 2006 10:47 am, Peekaboo wrote: | | Every episode of season 1 is brilliant, but To Kill a Mocking Alan is definitely my favorite. The moment when Alan exhales deeply to shut Lynn and the producers up, cracks me up every time |
All of Alan's views are so absurdly oblivious to anyone around him. That whole scene is so funny how he completely shoots himself in the foot by being so stupid towards the Irish people and their culture.
"I love all your pop music... and that other one, bald chap, ripped up the Pope's picture." ^o^
He's such an idiot. |
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| Message Posted On Saturday, April 8th 2006 At 7:38 pm |
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| On Saturday, April 8th 2006 4:36 am, MoggIntellect wrote: | | LOL, you guys got those from TV.com I suppose? ^o) I don't think you have ever seen this brilliant show. |
You jerk. That quote is not on TV.com.  |
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| Message Posted On Saturday, April 8th 2006 At 8:22 pm |
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| On Saturday, April 8th 2006 8:22 pm, Ryan wrote: | | On Saturday, April 8th 2006 4:36 am, MoggIntellect wrote: | | LOL, you guys got those from TV.com I suppose? ^o) I don't think you have ever seen this brilliant show. |
You jerk. That quote is not on TV.com. |
Then where is it from?  You have seen AP? |
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| Message Posted On Sunday, April 9th 2006 At 6:02 pm |
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(Whilst having sex)
Alan: Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak.
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Alan: Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to..... DIXONS!!!! They do say it'll help people in..... WHEEEELCHAIRS!
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| Message Posted On Thursday, April 13th 2006 At 7:46 am |
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| On Thursday, April 13th 2006 7:46 am, General_Sherman wrote: | (Whilst having sex)
Alan: Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak.
(pause)
Alan: Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to..... DIXONS!!!! They do say it'll help people in..... WHEEEELCHAIRS!
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LMAO... I love that scene. When he comes out of the bathroom all suave and puts the towel around his neck.
Then the hilarious ending while she's in the Taxi going home, and he sacks her over the airwaves. LOL Only Alan would do that. |
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| Message Posted On Thursday, April 13th 2006 At 6:06 pm |
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