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1 :01x01 - Bachelor Break-In
John, Angelo and Mark, three bachelors, get a shock as they watch their house being ransacked, then get timely advice about securing their home.
2 :01x02 - Heist in the Suburbs
A couple watch as their home gets ransacked and a “burglar” makes off with thousands of dollars worth of jewelry, money and priceless mementos.
3 :01x03 - Mom Knows Best
On this episode, a couple who have argued about home security since they got married 25 years ago are featured.
4 :01x04 - City Slickers
On this episode, Newlyweds discover their home is easy pickings for burglars, and their dogs are no help.
5 :01x05 - Pinching the Painter
On this episode, a couple whose house has been burglarized once have learned nothing from the experience.
6 :01x06 - The Great Harley Heist
Two single females find their home-security methods are a complete failure.
7 :01x07 - Three Women and a Burglar
A woman with twin daughters whose house has been burglarized twice seeks better security.
8 :01x08 - Grand Theft Autos
A 42-year-old bachelor lives in a waterfront dream house equipped with video cameras, alarms, and unlocked doors.
9 :01x09 - Reading, Writing and Robberies
On this epiosde, a couple with two small children reassess their home-security situation.
10 :01x10 - Like Mother, Like Daughter
A single mom who experienced two robberies is aided in addressing unsecure habits, such as leaving windows and doors open and unlocked.
11 :01x11 - Desperate Housewife
A couple who live a half an hour outside of Manhattan with their two young children become concerned after a rash of burglaries occurs in their neighborhood.
12 :01x12 - Little Women
On this episode, a single mom with two daughters in suburban Connecticut gets an education in home security.
13 :01x13 - Something Old, Something New
First-time homeowners of a 1920s Tudor-style house with original doors and windows realize the need for upgraded security measures.
14 :01x14 - Thief and the Single Lady
On this episode, a divorced mother of two grown children buys her dream house, but needs home security tips.
15 :02x01 - Big Burglar On Campus
On this episode, a frat house is easy pickings for burglars. This time the burglars have way to much on their hands for these college students.
16 :02x02 - Diamond Dealer
On this episode, an auctioneer with a large inventory of expensive jewelry at home has very little security.
17 :02x03 - Haven In The Hood
On this episode, a woman who lives alone in a high-crime neighborhood takes home security very seriously, but still needs safety tips.
17 :02x04 - Good Cop, Bad Cop
On this episode, An open, rural, ranch-style home that might be attractive to burglars is featured.
18 :02x05 - Shaking Up The Southern Comfort
On this epsiode, a couple who habitually leave their home unlocked learn a lesson from Jon.
19 :02x06 - Open House
On this episode, a single mom and real-estate agent gets a lesson in home security.
20 :02x07 - Cops and Robbers
A couple in central New Jersey whose house is full of valuables, classic autos and irreplaceable sports memorabilia gets a wake-up call from Jon.
21 :02x08 - Special Assignment: Big Brother
On this episode, Matt and Jon teach the brother of the show's security consultant about home protection.
22 :02x09 - Security He Said/She Said
On this episode, a man who designed the house he lives in, but has never hooked up its state-of-the-art alarm system is featured.
23 :02x10 - Daddy's Little Girl
A couple who have moved into their first home get a lesson in window and door lock security.
24 :02x11 - Bed and Break-Ins
On this episode, a bed-and-breakfast is shown to be vulnerable to thieves.
25 :02x12 - Big Burglar -On Campus
29 :03x01 - Open House
30 :03x02 - Unlocking The Past
31 :03x03 - Collecting Bad Habits
32 :03x04 - Inherited Fortune
33 :03x05 - And Burglar Makes Four
34 :03x06 - Nighttime is the Right Time
35 :03x07 - Party Crashers
36 :03x08 - Mi Casa es Su Casa
37 :03x09 - Big Apple Break-In
38 :03x10 - Car Repair ... or Robbery?
39 :03x11 - Jonny's Angels
40 :03x12 - Theft on the Water
41 :04x01 - Thrashin and Trashin
A family of musicians hits a sour note when Matt and Jon burglarize their house, and a security makeover restores harmony with a new alarm system.
42 :04x02 - Station Break
Matt and Jon burglarize a small town's police station and firehouse to show the facilities' lack of security.
43 :04x03 - Mayhem for the Moms
Two women who recently adopted a little boy, and their tenant who lives downstairs, get security tips for their home from Matt and Jon.
44 :04x04 - Skating Away With the Goods
A skate-shop security system is sadly lacking, and Jon has no problem burglarizing the store.
45 :04x05 - See No Evil
A man who has lost his vision gets advice from Jon and Matt about upgrading his existing security to meet the new needs he and his wife now have.
46 :04x06 - Security Wild
A home with security cameras that appears to be totally safe is breached by Jon and Matt.
47 :04x07 - Par for the Course
The owners of a home in an exclusive subdivision on a golf course have a false sense of security, which Matt and Jon soon destroy.
48 :04x08 - Girls Day Out
A single mom in a suburban neighborhood suffers from naive security habits and doesn't even own house keys, so Matt and Jon try to educate her.
49 :04x09 - Commuter Chaos
A home in the suburbs is targeted by Jon, but an alert neighbor puts a stop to it.
50 :04x10 - Hectic House
Jon picks a home to burglarize where people are constantly going in and out.
51 :04x11 - Crime-Fighting Duo
A police officer and a forensic artist think their house is secure, but Jon and Matt prove otherwise.
52 :04x12 - It Takes A Thief
A New York City bar owner has tried to secure his business as best he can, but Jon easily slips in, stealing thousands in cash and goods.
53 :04x13 - It Takes A Thief
Matt finds a perfect target: homeowners who can't agree how to keep themselves protected.
54 :04x14 - Generation Gap
Jon, disguised as a local landscaper, breaks into a house in broad daylight.
55 :04x15 - Party Time
Homeowners out for happy hour are victimized by Jon and his cohorts, who haul off very expensive jewelry and electronics.
56 :04x16 - Dream Come True
Newlyweds who moved out of the city into their suburban dream home get a wake-up call from Jon.
57 :04x17 - I Love N.Y.
Jon targets a Brooklyn home owned by a former police officer and his wife.
58 :04x18 - B&B Break-In
Jon poses as a patron at a bed-and-breakfast and, after spending the night, cleans them out; Matt devises a plan to make the place both burglar-proof and welcoming.
59 :04x19 - Bar Crawl
A New York City bar that doesn't open until dark is burglarized in broad daylight by Jon.
60 :04x20 - Crookin' in the Dark
A couple with a newborn are targeted by Matt.
62 :04x22 - McMansion
Jon and Matt burglarize a $1 million mansion despite a top-of-the-line alarm system.
63 :04x23 - Diamond in the Rough
A posh real-estate agent who collects rare antiques has his security system tested by Jon.
64 :04x24 - Security Sisters
Jon burgles an off-campus college sorority house, stealing expensive jewels, clothes, bags and shoes.
65 :04x25 - Solid Gold
Matt and Jon hit a one-level ranch home in a high-income neighborhood, in which they find a rare collection of valuables and entertainment memorabilia.
66 :04x26 - Vacation Time
A prized $100,000 RV owned by a suburban couple is targeted by Jon.
67 :04x27 - Play Date
Jon sneaks around a bunch of neighborhood kids and breaks into a house, cleaning it out without being caught.
68 :04x28 - Home Alone
Careless teenage boys who leave their house unlocked make it easy for Jon to break in.
69 :04x29 - Beach Hamlet Heist
Jon burglarizes a beachfront cottage owned by a couple who cannot agree on security matters.
70 :04x30 - Now You See It, Now You Don't
A house owned by magicians that is filled with electronics, jewelry and magic props is targeted by Jon, despite the fact that it's booby-trapped.
71 :04x31 - Swamp Thing
Swampland provides Jon the perfect cover for his next heist.
72 :04x32 - Monster Movies
A couple who recently traded California city life for the New England suburbs discover their quaint country home has an unexpected weakness, which Jon exploits.
73 :04x33 - Speed Demons
Jon and Matt find a fully stocked garage, so they set to work stealing cars.
74 :04x34 - Empty Nest
A woman living in a big house alone now that her children have grown up and moved out has her home security tested by Jon.
75 :04x35 - It Takes a Thief
A vintage '65 Ford Galaxy is the target of Jon and Matt, who find security at a suburban home no match for them.
76 :04x36 - Ambush Makeover
A woman frustrated with her family's lax attitudes about locking up decides to educate her family about security issues by enlisting Jon to burglarize the house.
77 :04x37 - Safe Haven
A recent area crime spree complicates Jon's plans when police step up the neighborhood patrols.
78 :04x38 - Reversal of Fortune
A waterfront home lacks security, and Jon hopes to capitalize on it.
79 :04x39 - Gone in 60 Seconds
A collection of rare '60s and '70s muscle cars is in jeopardy.
80 :04x40 - Peeping Jon
A couple's dream house has a wooded area in the back that is ideal for a thief like Jon to approach undetected, were it not for a nosy neighbor.
81 :04x41 - Who Done It?
Guests enjoy “Murder Mystery Theater” night in a 35-room Victorian hotel while Jon and his crew pick guests' pockets and raid their rooms.
82 :04x42 - Ladies of the Lake
The downstairs apartment of a lakeside home is a prime target for thieves.