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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia :: The Gang Goes Jihad (02x02)
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| Title: | The Gang Goes Jihad |
| Episode #: | 02x02 |
| Production Number: | IP02002 |
| Original Airdate: | Thursday June 29th, 2006 |
| Special Airtime: | 10:30 pm |
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The gang learns that they are about to lose their bar because their new Israeli neighbor purchased the land that Paddy's sits on and is forcing them to evacuate. To stop this from happening, they must resort to a series of extreme methods in order to keep their bar.
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The song the gang sings while sitting at the bar is "More Than Words" by Extreme. |
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| Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Léo Delibes | The Flower Duet | Frank finds Ari in Barbara's house |
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(Dennis and Dee try to remove Charlie's leg casts)
Dennis: Dude, you should get a doctor to do this. This is...
Charlie: Oh, look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors! | Charlie: (to Ari) Look man, I don't know how you guys do things in wh—what was it?
Mac: Israel!
Charlie: Israel, or whatever, but this is America! You can't just come in here and steal our land from us.
Ari: I'm pretty sure that's how this country was founded in the first place.
(they all stare at him in silence)
Charlie: What are you saying?
Mac: OK, I don't even—I don't know what that means. Does anybody know what that—OK, if you're talking shit about America, man, we are gonna kick your ass. | Frank: (standing over a couple slices of bread in a frying pan) OK, the butter goes on, then the peanut butter.
Charlie: Hm? What are you doing?
Frank: Peanut butter go in the middle? With the choc—
Charlie: Do not put peanut butter on that!
Frank: What?
Charlie: A grilled Charlie has peanut butter last.
Frank: OK, either inside or outsi—
Charlie: Peanut butter outside. Chocolate inside. Butter inside. Cheese outside. | Barbara: While you were out making money, who do you think was at home cooking and cleaning and raising your children?
Frank: A series of Mexican women. | Dee: You haven't seen me for a month, and I'm standing here in a neck brace. You gonna ask how I'm doing or what happened or...?
Barbara: I assume you did something stupid.
Dee: Dennis ran over me with his car!
Barbara: There you go again! Don't you think it's about time you start taking responsibility for your actions? | Mac: We gotta take some action.
Charlie: OK, OK, I tell you what. Let's throw a flaming bag of poop in the window.
Mac: What? Why?
Charlie: They stamp it out, and they get poop all over their shoes.
Mac: What in the hell is that going to accomplish?
Charlie: Poop on their shoes. Their shoes, dude! Sh—
Mac: Are you retarded?
Charlie: Poop on the shoes.
Mac: Are you a retarded person?
Charlie: Poop on the shoes, man! | Dennis: This Jew's in for a ton of work.
Mac and Charlie: Oh!
Dennis: Whoa, what?
Mac: Come on, man. You can't say things like that.
Dennis: I don’t know what I said. What'd I say?
Charlie: You dropped a hard "J" on us. | Ari: Just go get the dog.
Frank: I don't have the dog.
Ari: (looks into the apartment) So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and ... pooping on the floor?
Frank: (pauses) Yes. | (Mac, Dennis, and Charlie film a Jihad video)
Mac: I really feel like I should have something in my hands.
Dennis: You don't need anything in your hands.
Mac: Like a weapon, a machete or a machine gun or something.
Dennis: OK, why don't you head down to the Wawa and pick up a machine gun? | Dee: (to Frank) Why can't you just die and leave your money to your kids like normal parents of America? |
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