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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia :: Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom (02x04)
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| Title: | Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom |
| Episode #: | 02x04 |
| Production Number: | IP02005 |
| Original Airdate: | Thursday July 06th, 2006 |
| Special Airtime: | 10:30 pm |
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In order to get out of doing the grunt work at the bar, Dennis devises a plan to blackmail Charlie. However, when Mac reveals that Dennis' mom tried to have sex with him, Charlie sees this as a way to get back at Dennis. Dee then gets involved when she goes to Charlie requesting her old job back. And so begins an elaborate series of backstabbing and double-crossing, with Charlie as the mastermind behind it all.
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The waitress that Frank checks out is his daughter in real life.
| When Frank is on the dance floor at the club, he sings along, "Go for it, go for it." That was actually a song that Danny DeVito made up on the spot. The music was later created to match his lyrics.
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| Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy | Dennis enters the darkened bar after his date |
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Charlie: Look, an opportunity like this only comes around once in a lifetime, right?
Mac: Right!
Charlie: And so you'd be a fool to let it slip through your fingers.
Mac: Yeah! That's what I'm thinking! But ... it's Dennis and Dee's mom.
Charlie: Yeah, well, that means that no one ever, ever is gonna find out!
Mac: That doesn't make any sense.
Charlie: It doesn't have to make sense.
Mac: You're right. I'm gonna do it!
| Charlie: Oh, Dee. It looks like we both need things from each other.
Dee: I am not having sex with you, Charlie.
Charlie: No, it's not sex I want from you. It's sex I don't want from Dennis.
| (Dennis sees Mac kiss Dennis' mom after finding out they had sex)
Dennis: I'm gonna kill him! (starts to get out of the car)
Charlie: Whoa, wait, wait, wait, Dennis! Wait, wait, wait. What are you gonna do, punch him in the face, throw him? You gonna maybe work the body a little? That's not gonna help.
Dennis: I was gonnaâ
Charlie: No, no, it's not gonna help. I'll tell you why: it doesn't unbang your mom.
| Dennis: Don't fight it, Mrs. Mac. Why don't we go inside and have a little fun?
Mrs. Mac: Don't find you attractive.
Dennis: What?
Mrs. Mac: I think you're an ugly man.
Dennis: You think I'm ugly?
Mrs. Mac: Yeah.
Dennis: I'm not ugly. You're ugly.
Mrs. Mac: Yeah.
Dennis: Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you, woman?
| Charlie: (talking to Dee over the phone) Time to move to phase two.
Dee: There is no phase two. I'm not doing phase two. I did everything you said, and it's over!
Charlie: (screaming) This isn't over until I say it's over!
| Dee: Charlie is making me have sex with him to get out of Charlie work.
Dennis: What?
Dee: Yeah, I know, really gross.
Dennis: Am I the only one around here who's not getting laid?
| (Dee and the waitress watch as Dennis kisses Charlie's mom and then goes into her house)
Waitress: Iâm gonna to stab him. Iâm gonna stab his face off!
Dee: No, stabbing's bad. You need to do something worse ... something much, much worse. You gotta sleep with Charlie.
(the waitress starts crying)
| Dee: I have to ask you, though, how did you know that your mom wasn't gonna sleep with Dennis?
Charlie: (pauses to think) Hm. Guess I kind of overlooked that detail.
| Dennis: What the hell is she doing here?
Waitress: "What the hell is she doing here"? Really? Really. I'll tell you what I'm doing here. You wanna know what I'm doing here, shit-for-brains? I had sex with your dad. That's right! I had sex with your father because just like you, I like my sex old and ugly! And with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with 'emâit just falls offâbecause that's what you do, Dennis Reynolds! You like to have sex with old people! And you said that you loved me. (voice breaking) You said, "I love you," and so I thought, "OK, well, I love you, too." How do you show love? You go and have sex with old people, so that's what I did, too!
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