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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad

Dee is contacted by a man claiming to be her biological father, so she and Dennis confront their parents about it. Barbara admits to having an affair and reveals that Frank isn't their real father. While Dennis and Dee spend time with their new dad, Mac and Charlie wish they had a father figure of their own, so they visit Mac's father in jail with the intention of bonding with him.

Episode Info


Episode number: 2x10
Production Number: IP02010
Airdate: Thursday August 17th, 2006
Network: FX


Alternate Airdates:

NL (Comedy Central) Aug 07, 2009

Guest Stars
Anne ArcherAnne Archer
As Barbara Reynolds
Recurring
Stephen CollinsStephen Collins
As Bruce
Recurring
Lynne Marie StewartLynne Marie Stewart
As Mrs. Kelly
Recurring
Gregory Scott CumminsGregory Scott Cummins
As Bill
Recurring

Co-Guest Stars
Matthew J. EvansMatthew J. Evans
As Boy in ICU
Main Cast
Charlie DayCharlie Day
As Charlie Kelly
Glenn HowertonGlenn Howerton
As Dennis Reynolds
Kaitlin OlsonKaitlin Olson
As Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds
Danny DeVitoDanny DeVito
As Frank Reynolds
Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Claude DebussyClair de luneDennis, Dee, Frank, and Barbara at the restaurant


Episode Quotes
Dennis: (about MySpace) You create a profile, and then you put your picture on there, and then other people send you pictures of themselves, and they wanna be your friend.
Mac: Oh. So that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. You guys are losers.
Dennis: How are we losers, dude?
Mac: Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy: computers are for losers.
Dennis: You're drinking a beer at eight o’clock in the morning.
Mac: Whatever, dude. Irrelevant.

Dennis: Dee, this guy can't be our dad. That's ridiculous!
Dee: Is it? Is it any more ridiculous than our dad having brown eyes, black hair, and being four-foot-ten?

(Dennis, Dee, Frank, and Barbara meet in a restaurant)
Barbara: I am not getting pulled in to any sort of perverted sex talk.
Dennis: It's not perverted!
Frank: Banging your sister is perverted, Dennis.
Dennis: (yelling) I am not banging my sister!
(the entire restaurant goes silent)

Barbara. Frank.
Frank: Barbara. Your turkey neck is looking exceptionally attractive this evening.
Barbara: You have turned into a retarded person.
Frank: You're a retard.

Mac: Frank, what's going on here? What happened?
Frank: I had a minor stroke. No big deal.

Charlie: What's with the gun, dude?
Frank: I'm trying to find the son of a bitch who fathered my children.
Charlie: What, by doing MySpace?
Frank: Yeah, and I did everything they said to do. I put a picture, a profile. The thing won't tell me where the bastard lives.
Charlie: Did you send him a friend request?
Frank: I don't wanna be his friend. I wanna shoot him in the face.

Mac: Charlie, this is our opportunity to prove to people that we are to be respected. No one is more respected than dudes in prison, right?
Charlie: Yeah.
Mac: And what are dudes in prison?
Charlie: Hard?
Mac: Right. This is our chance to get hard!
Charlie: OK, OK, I just don't know if this is the best way to get hard.
Mac: Of course it is! This is totally hard! Look, you wanna get hard, don't you?
Charlie: Oh, I wanna get hard. I wanna get very, very hard.
Mac: All right! Do you wanna shove heroin into your ass?
Charlie: Dude, I don't wanna shove anything in my ass.
Mac: Great, this is the perfect opportunity to prove how hard we are and not have to shove anything into our asses!

Frank: (about MySpace) I got no friends!
Charlie: Stop saying that. You have friends.
Frank: Right, I got you, I got this guy Tom, and that crazy woman who claims we had a one-night stand thirty years ago.
Charlie: Right, yeah. Tom doesn't really count, though. He kind of, like, comes with it.

Mac's Dad: You come to me empty-handed, and you want my help?
Mac: Yeah, and look, we are really, really sorry about that, Dad, but if you could give us some advice on how to handle a certain situation, then we promise we will come back with our butts filled.
Charlie: Oh, so filled. So filled for you.

Charlie: Mac, I got one question for you.
Mac: What?
Charlie: What's the plan again?
Mac: Are you kidding me? I swear, Charlie. You're like a retard. What we're gonna do is we're gonna bash him with the bat when he comes out!
Charlie: All right, you wanna huff some of this glue with me?
Mac: No! Put the glue away!
Charlie: Pl—huff a little with me, dude.
Mac: All right, fine.
Charlie: We just need to keep an edge. (Mac breathes into the bag) We gotta stay hard, dude, because we can't do—
Mac: It's—this is Elmer's glue, for Christ sakes, Charlie!

Dee: (to Barbara) We had the best time last night.
Dennis: Bruce is the coolest. We went to this Lupus event last night. Lupus is awesome!

Barbara: Well, I don't think we should be lying to the sick children.
Dee: I was trying to be encouraging.
Barbara: Well, what if he doesn't get better? You're gonna look like a fool.
Dennis: Mom, I gotta say I agree with Dee. I mean, the kid's gonna die anyway. What difference does it make?
Boy: I can hear you.



Cultural References
Barbara: (about Bruce) Please, give it a rest with that martyr nonsense.
Dee: Yeah, who is he, Patch Adams?

Patch Adams is a doctor who advocates laughter as an important part of caring for patients, particularly through what is known as Humanitarian clowning. Patch Adams' story later became a film starring Robin Williams.



Episode References
Mac: This guy banged Frank's wife!
Charlie: So did you.

Mac slept with Frank's wife in the episode "Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom."



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