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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia :: The Gang Dances Their Asses Off (03x15)
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| Title: | The Gang Dances Their Asses Off |
| Episode #: | 03x15 |
| Production Number: | IP03015 |
| Original Airdate: | Thursday November 15th, 2007 |
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Charlie signs the bar up to host a dance marathon hosted by a popular radio station. However, he mistakenly submits the bar as the grand prize. Now the gang must, well, dance their asses off in order to win the contest and keep the bar. This won't be an easy feat once they realize that some people they've screwed over in the past show up, determined to outlast the gang.
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| Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Bell Biv DeVoe | Poison | Mac vs. Dennis | | •Berlin | Take My Breath Away | Charlie vs. Dennis |
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Mac: Wait, what's my rank?
Frank: You're third.
Mac: What? Why am I third?
Frank: Too volatile.
Mac: Bullshit! That is bullshit, Frank!
| Dee: (reading the dance marathon application Charlie filled out) Yeah, "Location: Paddy's Bar; Time: Saturday; Date: With Charlie Kelly; Prize: Paddy's Pub"?
Dennis: Whoa, wait a minute! You put the bar up as a prize?
Charlie: No, no, check again. I put the bar under the pride section, the things that you're proud of.
Dennis: Pride section?
Dee: It's a Z, Charlie! Prize!
Frank: Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
Charlie: I gave it a once-over!
Mac: Your illiteracy has screwed us again, Charlie!
| Mac: (slow-dancing with Charlie) I do not even understand the smell coming from your body, dude.
Charlie: Oh, my God, dude. Relax, dude. I forgot to put on deodorant, OK?
Mac: I have never once, never once seen you wear deodorant, Charlie. Never once.
Charlie: Yeah, well, you've never once seen me wash my testicles either, but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.
| Dennis: Mac, you take the waitress. Tire her out with your spastic movement.
Mac: I'll tire her out with my awesome movements.
| Frank: Get lost, street rat.
Matthew: I'm not a stree—I was a man of the cl—look, I want these guys, Frank. I want 'em. And I will stalk the streets and live in the shadows of the night until the streets of Philadelphia run red with their blood.
Frank: You got a lot of anger in you, kid.
Matthew: You're damn right!
| Mac: I've been working so hard for so many years, you know? And it's like cream always rises to the top.
Charlie: Dude, and you're like made of cream, dude, and your cream is all over his face, man. You know what I mean? And he hates that shit.
Mac: That pisses him off. I'm always putting my cream all over his face, and it pisses him off.
| Dee: I'm telling you, the only way that you're going to be able to land Dennis is by making him feel that he's lower on your list than a disgusting, filthy homeless guy.
(the waitress looks at the bum, then at Dennis and Gloria)
Waitress: I'm gonna go grind a homeless guy.
Dee: Good girl. Make it dirty.
| Dennis: Why are you dancing so strangely?
Mac: 'Cause of all my energy. I got tons of energy now because of this. (holds up a brownie) Energy bar. Have some.
Dee: Looks like a shit ball.
| Charlie: (to Dennis) The cream always rises to the top, and I'm about to show you the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy.
| Mac: (referring to Charlie's dance) It was like a ballet.
Dennis: I know, but how did he remember all that choreography, man? It was like twenty years ago.
Mac: I don't know. It was beautiful, man.
| Mac: Charlie, there is enough cough medicine in there to kill a gorilla. If you keep eating it, you're not gonna last five minutes.
Charlie: Bro, I can handle my sedatives.
| Mac: I cannot believe how long Charlie has lasted after eating that brownie.
Charlie: (slurring) Karate ... snow machine chops it.
Mac: What's with the choppin', dude?
Charlie: (drools) I'm chopping all of my action ... and mostly power.
Mac: He's lost his damn mind.
| Frank: Look on the bright side, Deandra. At least you're not ranked last anymore.
Dee: Who's last now?
Frank: Charlie.
(cut to Charlie, passed out and drooling on the floor)
Mac: That kid really needs to learn how to read.
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