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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia :: The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2 (03x13)
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| Title: | The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2 |
| Episode #: | 03x13 |
| Production Number: | IP03012 |
| Original Airdate: | Thursday November 01st, 2007 |
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The gang continues to try and earn enough money to pay back what they owe the mob. Charlie and Dee go back to selling drugs and run into an old friend to help them out. Dennis, with Frank's guidance, maintains his role as a male escort. Mac, after being abandoned by the rest of the guys, goes to the mob in hopes of being accepted as a member of their group.
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| Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Stacey Q | Two of Hearts | Dennis meets his first customer at the motel |
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Frank: Well, you better go back and get a gun because dealing drugs is dangerous.
Charlie: No, it isn't. It's a rich person's drug. There's no danger involved.
Dee: Yeah, it's like stockbrokers and high-powered business executives.
Charlie: We'll just go down to Center City and—
Dennis: Sure, waltz right into a board meeting, slap your drugs down on the conference table, and be like, "Hey, you guys wanna buy drugs? We're drug dealers."
Charlie: Are you saying that's not gonna work, or like what are you saying exactly?
| Mac: I'm so hard that people are scared of me, and they should be. 'Cause I'll explode all over them.
Johnny: Oh, come on! What's the matter with you?
Anthony: I'm eatin' here!
Mac: What?
Johnny: What, what are you talking about, your dick?
Mac: My dick? No, I'm talking about my brute force and my cat-like reflexes!
| Charlie: You know what we should do? We should go back to the country club, right? Remember the country club, with the jockeys?
Dee: This about the horse, Charlie?
Charlie: It is about the horse, yeah.
Dee: Goddamn it!
Charlie: Look, Dee, I'm pretty sure that those jockeys are raping that horse, Dee. They're raping the shit out of it.
| Matthew: Ever since you convinced me to abandon the church, my life has been in a bit of a tailspin.
(Charlie and Dee look at each other)
Dee: Who, me or Charlie?
Matthew: You, Dee. You!
Dee: That doesn't ring a bell. That doesn't ring any bells.
Charlie: There was something that happened. I wasn't sure that it was that, but—so you're living on the streets now, Cricket!
| Matthew: Look, I am trying to get my life back on track, OK? I don't think selling drugs is such a smart move, so...
Dee: Uh-oh, I'm sorry. I guess Charlie and I didn't see you sitting atop your homeless ivory tower.
| Charlie: Hypothetically speaking here, do you think you could teach a horse to sit on a bar stool and drink beer?
Dee: I don't know, Charlie. Maybe.
Charlie: Mm-hm. And would you hypothetically pay really good money to see that?
Dee: Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar because that is completely insane.
Charlie: Come on, I'm asking hypothetical questions here. Come on.
Dee: I'm sorry, I'm a little preoccupied with worrying about being killed by the mob because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs!
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Charlie: Who is it?
Matthew: It's Matt!
Charlie: Who?
Matthew: Matthew Mara! (Dee shrugs her shoulders) It's Rickety Cricket.
Charlie: It's Rickety Cricket!
| Dennis: You know what? I'm walking from this. (Frank slaps him across the face) Ow! What the hell, dude?
Frank: I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got. (slaps Dennis again)
Dennis: Ah! Dude, why do you keep hitting me?
Frank: Don't talk back to me.
Dennis: OK, sorry.
Frank: Look, I'm gonna get you outta this. It's you and me against the world. I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you.
Dennis: You promise?
Frank: I promise. And hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby. So please don't make me, OK? You're my one and only. You gotta do right by me, OK?
Dennis: OK.
| Dee: What's with the pants?
Charlie: Oh, these things? There are horse-riding pants.
Dee: Charlie, you can't get a horse.
Charlie: Why not?
Dee: Because it's crazy.
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry. Is it any crazier than having a—a dog that bites or sheds or a cat that poops in a box while it's biting you?
| Dee: You sold our drug money on two garbage cans?
Matthew: No. No, no, no, no, no. I did some, too.
Charlie: Yeah, we can see that, Cricket!
| Sal: I need you to go over to my house and ... take care of my wife.
Mac: You mean like rub her out?
Sal: No!
Mac: You want me to bang her?
(Sal hits him)
Sal: No.
Mac: I'm sorry.
Sal: What the hell is wrong with you?
| Frannie: And what about you, Pussy Hands?
Mac: Me? Oh, no. I would never sleep with you. You're gross.
| (Charlie and Dee stand over a small pile of cocaine)
Charlie: OK, now here's the plan. I'm gonna cut it with flour, all right? I don't think the mob's gonna know the difference, right?
Dee: You sure that's gonna work?
Charlie: Yeah, 'cause people do it all the time. I—I think—I think this will trick 'em. (he dumps out the entire bag of flour) That's too much, huh?
| Charlie: OK, it's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.
Dee: Who's Peter Nincompoop? (Charlie takes her outside where a horse stands) Oh, my God. How did that get here?
Charlie: Huh?
Dee: How did that get here?
Charlie: I rode it here!
| Dee: (referring to her gun) I'm gonna put this in my sock, and then if the shit goes down, I'll pretend that I'm tying my shoe.
Frank: And I'll reach for some cigarettes, and when I ask for a light, we come out blasting!
Mac: No! No! We are not gonna come out blasting! Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people?
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Dee: We have to be very careful, considering our past addictions to glue and crack.
Dee was addicted to crack in "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare." Dennis and Dee did cocaine in order to fail a drug test so they could get on welfare but ended up becoming addicts.
| Rickety Cricket: (to Dee) Ever since you convinced me to abandon the church, my life has been in a bit of a tailspin.
This happened in "The Gang Exploits a Miracle." Dee, taking advantage of the fact that Father Mara used to have a crush on her, seduces him. He leaves priesthood and proposes to her, only to find out she has no intention of forming a relationship with him.
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