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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia :: Underage Drinking: A National Concern (01x03)
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| Title: | Underage Drinking: A National Concern |
| Episode #: | 01x03 |
| Production Number: | IP01006 |
| Original Airdate: | Tuesday August 16th, 2005 |
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The gang opens up their bar to teenagers once they realize how much money can be made serving minors. The influx of high school students makes them think back to their own schooldays. Charlie, Mac, and Dee were losers in school and can't help but hang out with the teenagers who now accept them. Dennis thinks they're pathetic for doing so, but he soon finds himself being blackmailed by a student into going to the prom.
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For this and the rest of the season one episodes, the show moved from Thursdays at 10:30 PM to Tuesdays at 11:00 PM. |
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| Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Alphaville | Forever Young | Charlie and Sara dance at prom |
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Dee: I don't know how you guys live with yourselves.
Charlie: One day at a time. | Dee: You are so sweet. Where were you when I was in high school?
Trey: I was eight.
Dee: Right ... yeah. | Dee: I went out with tons of guys in high school.
Dennis: You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were twenty years old. Everyone was afraid of you.
Dee: No, they weren't.
Dennis: You looked like a monster! | Mac: I'm telling you. This is the wrong kind of glue, Charlie.
Charlie: (breathing into a plastic bag) No, it's not.
Mac: This is made for, like, kindergartners or something.
Charlie: No, this will work.
Mac: No, look: "Non-toxic and safe." We don't want safe. We want toxic.
Charlie: Something's happening.
Mac: Nothing is gonna happen.
Charlie: Something's happening!
Mac: Nothing's gonna happen!
Charlie: No, you're right. This isn't working. | Mac: You guys are pathetic!
Charlie: Well, dude, you know what? Maybe if you weren't such a jerk, someone might have asked you. Because Sara told me that Maureen told her that Regina McGinley totally thought you were cute, and then Ray Rafferty comes up to you at the party and you're—
Mac: Charlie, shut up! | Dennis: You didn't go to the prom in high school, Dee.
Dee: No, I know. My back brace wouldn't fit under the dress, and mom called me fat, so I stayed home and cried instead. | Charlie: (to Dennis) Trey is so cool. He's totally gonna bang your sister. | Dennis: Wait a second. You guys called me creepy for liking young chicks.
Charlie: Yeah, but eighteen's legal, bro. This isn't a morality contest. | Dennis: What the hell is going on?
Charlie: That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kenallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but Trey didn't like Erin Henebry. It was all a bunch of bull.
Dee: (walking over) What is happening?
Charlie: That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy—
Mac: OK, you know what, Charlie? You gotta stop, honestly... | Dennis: You were gonna go stag to a high school prom?
Mac: Yes, I was. Absolutely.
Dennis: How old are you, dude?
Mac: I am twenty-eight years old!
Dee: (mocking Mac) I am twenty-eight years old!
Dennis: You're a piece of crap!
Mac: I am not a piece of crap! You're a piece of crap!
(Dee continues to mock Mac while Dennis leaves)
Dee: I have to pee!
Mac: Stop it. Go pee. (Dee leaves) I hate you, Charlie (he leaves)
Charlie: Just like high school. |
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