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Napoleon, under the guise of plans of good will, is planning to send out wine to all of the leaders of the world. Jack and Emilia indulge in some of this wine and end up waking up next to each other in bed with no recollection of how they got there. Their relationship gets tested as they try to figure everything out, including Napoleon’s plan.
Emilia invents titanium and coats Jack’s cape with it to make it bulletproof.
Napoleon is dresses like a Roman emperor in a toga and wreath crown.
Jack: Well, at least you have a bedroom. You know, I’m tired of sleeping in this lab like an old pooch. Speaking of which, help me with my leash, will ya?
Emilia: Any woman foolhardy enough to share a bed with you can’t be entirely balanced.
Jack: Depends what position we’re in.
Jack: I can’t even remember what happened last night.
Emilia: Let’s see, we were,… we were at the Governor’s mansion…
Jack: Yeah, Napoleon was there. Wait a minute. He asked us to sample some of his new wine.
Emilia: That must be it! We became inebriated, came home intoxicated, and mistakenly fornicated!
Jack: We didn’t even date.
Capt. Brogard: Quite a remarkable demonstration of the wine’s effects you gave us last night, Emperor.
Napoleon Bonaparte: Yeah, I kick ass, don’t I?
Emilia: I’m sorry, Jack.
Jack: Not as sorry as I am. I just found out we shared a night of guilt-free pickle tickling and I don’t even remember.
Emilia: And that’s all you instructed of us?
Jack: You mean, we didn’t play “Yank my doodle, it’s a dandy”?