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Jack of All Trades: Seventy Brides For One Brother

Emilia is kidnapped by a powerful sultan and place into his harem of wives. At first, she just wants get out from under his control, but as she stays there longer, she begins to believe that she must free all of the other wives as well.

Episode Info

Episode number: 2x8
Production Number: 1320
Airdate: Saturday December 02nd, 2000

Director: Charlie Haskell
Writer: Rick Copp

Guest Stars
Stuart DevenieStuart Devenie
As Governor Croque
Stephen PappsStephen Papps
As Captain Brogard
Roy WardRoy Ward
As Sultan
Cherie Bray TaylorCherie Bray Taylor
As Sales Girl
Dave Horn (1)Dave Horn (1)
As Gate Guard
Main Cast
Bruce CampbellBruce Campbell
As Jack Stiles / The Daring Dragoon
Angela DotchinAngela Dotchin
As Emilia Rothschild
Episode Notes

Jack gets Emilia a present to commemorate the 6 months they have been working together.

Episode Quotes
Emilia: The Governor’s guest tonight is millionaire Sultan Mohammed Kareem Abdul Ohmar Shariff Ali.
Jack: Wait a minute, he’s the guy with the 70 wives.
Emilia: Uh-huh.
Jack: Oh, man, I’ll bet he gets great group… discounts.

(To Emilia.)
Iris: You’re one snobby bitch, aren’t ya?

Sultan: Tell me, how are you enjoying your stay so far?
Emilia: Well, let's see. I find you to be an atrocious, patronizing swine who obviously sees women as nothing more than silly little playthings placed on the earth for your amusement.

Emilia: These women are slaves, Jack. We need to show them they’re capable of freeing themselves from the bosom of tyranny.
Jack: Look, the only bosom I’m busting out of here is yours.

(Jack kicks one of the harem guards in the groin to no effect.)
Guard: No package, no pain.

Jack: Good speech, Em, if I had a bra, I’d burn it.

Cultural References
The Sultan Mohammed Kareem Abdul Ohmar Shariff Ali character’s name is based off of the famous athletes and actor Mohammed Ali, Kareem Abdul Jabar, and Omar Sharif.

Jack: Hey, Ali Baba, understand you got quite the pad on the island here.

Ali Baba is a fictional character in the story, Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves that is part of the collection, One Thousand and One Nights. In the story, Ali Baba is a woodcutter who happens to learn the secret to the cave that thieves use to store their treasure.

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