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When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.
Hypno-Birthday to You!
Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.
Hugh: Being a Hall Monitor is a powerful thing.
Carl: Happy seventh birthday this week, Jim. Uh, I kinda ran out of gift ideas so I brought you some meat from my refrigerator.
Hugh: So which kid is yours?
Mr. Giggles: I'm the clown.
Miss Fowl: Now to pick the brand new Hall Monitor. Carl Wheezer!
Carl: I ACCEPT!
Miss Fowl: You're mother left you some clean underwear at the office. Now to choose the next hall monitor. Ah, it's Jimmy Neutron!
Libby: (singing) I miss my music.
Sheen: Dun-a, na-na!
Libby: I miss it so bad, I could cry.
Sheen: Dun-a, na-na!
Libby: If I don't get my music.
Jimmy: Lady we don't sing the blues here.
Sheen: (under a blindfold) No donkey is safe from my awesome tail-pinning abilities!
Judy: Cindy, Libby, have some cake and goody bags!
Cindy: No thanks! Mrs. Neutron.
Libby: Do you have any carrot sticks or maybe some antacid?
Principal Willoughby: Did you know Einstein was a Hall Monitor?
Jimmy: I haven't read that in the 100 biographies about him.
Principal Willoughby: Oh, it's 100% true!
Nick: Three birthday parties in a row. You're one lucky dude, Neutron!
Carl: Jimmy, I'm not doing anything bad, am I?
Jimmy: (hat overloads) You've got too many llama stickers on your lunchbox!
Cindy: You're throwing a party without us, Neutron? Not that we'd wanna come.
Jimmy: It was kinda unexpected.
Libby: What's wrong? Don't you know when you're own birthday is?
Carl: I thought you were only going to do this once, Jimmy.
Jimmy: I didn't know. I must of set the Hypno Command wrong. But I could sure use some more beakers and test tubes!
Jimmy: I'm chewing gum! I'm playing music! My pants are too short! I'm putting too many stickers on my lunchbox!
Sheen: (throws dice and it lands on a one) Yes!
Carl: Hold on how can you throw a 1 if there are two dice?
(Sheen looks down at a piece of popcorn and one die realizing he has eaten a die).
Sheen: SOMEONE GET ME THE JAWS OF LIFE! (chokes).