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How To Sink A Sub
Jimmy sends the teachers of Lindberg elementary away into space for a week. At first it's a blast for the students there but when Carl accidentally informs their parents they decide to take over the school.
Lady Sings The News
Jimmy, Carl and Sheen carry out a hilarious prank on the evening news. The next day Corky Shimazu comes to there school and gives them jobs on The Evening News. At first everything starts off okay but when Libby starts telling every one's secrets in her gossip segment, Da Word, they decide to come up with a plan to stop her before all of there secrets are revealed.
The positions given to the gang:
Jimmy - Anchor
Cindy - Co-anchor
Sheen - Sports
Carl - Weatherman
Libby - Gossip
Nick breaks his leg in this episode.
Half of Sam's chocolate sprinkles are ants.
Libby's EssayMajor Report
Back in the old time days it was hard. There were people who did not have cars and airplanes and they had to walk or ride a horse sometimes which was bad on their people feet and they didn't have sunburn. And horse do bite too, so that was something to really worry about too.
When kids were born in old west times they sometimes got the mumps. Then the doctors did not have ice cream to give the kids so they have to stay with their mumps.
Libby: Ain't no way Miss Fowl's a man!
Jimmy: Local boy, Nick Dean broke his leg for the fifteenth time today. He is expected to make a full recovery and break his leg soon afterwards.
Cindy: (immitating Bolbi) Bolbi funny, Bolbi win pageant.
Jimmy: Libby you have to stop them from hurting Carl!
Cindy: Yeah! We made it up so you would lose all your credibility!
Butch: Jimmy and Cindy sitting in a (Gets kicked by Cindy).
Libby: Marissa has hair extensions! Girl how do you know?! You better tell unless you want that tattoo of yours splashed all over primetime!
Title: Lady Sings the News
This is a parody of the movie Lady Sings The Blues.
Entrance Theme Music: Lady Sings The News
The same music was used during Sheen's news broadcast in Win, Lose and Kaboom.
Episode: Lady Sings The News
The episode is similar to Broadcast Blues.