Joey: It is natural for humans to eat meat. Okay, we eat the cows, the cows eat the grass, we mowwww the grass, which makes us hungry for more cows! It's the Circle of Life!
Alex: So, uh, you've been in a lot of beauty pageants?
Candance: No, only one. A friend of mine wanted to try out and I tagged along; the next thing I know, I'm in the finals.
Alex: Oh, yeah, been there. I went to my sister's audition for Miss Orange County, and one of the judge's noticed me, and the next thing ya know, I'm backstage operating the curtains. Sooo...two pretty good stories.
Alex: Joey, I've got to talk to you for a second OK?
Bobbie: He's busy.
Alex: No wait it's important!
Bobbie: Honey, I've been drinking - unless you wanna be punched or made out with, get out of the way!
Joey: Did you...?
Michael: I did.
Joey: Did she...?
Michael: Does it matter?
Joey: Last night you became a man, today, you became a Tribbiani.