Michael: (to Joey) ...God, she hates being alone, and now I’m not there to do yard work anymore or move furniture around.
Joey: Whoa whoa whoa, you move furniture?
Michael: It’s mostly wicker.

Joey: Look, Bobbie, I've got a real problem and I need your help. I took an under-study role in this play...
Bobbie: (interrupts him) Oh no! I hate plays!
Joey: That's not the problem.
Bobbie: Oh, it gets worse?
Joey: I signed up to an under-study in three plays and they all want me to go on tonight.
Bobbie: Whaaat? Oh, why can't you just have a cold problem like everyone else?

Howard: Hey guys. Hey Gina!
Gina: Hey Howie.
Howard: Hey, did you notice anything different about me?
Gina: Did you get shorter?
Howard: No, I’ve been working out! I have a Bowflex. Good things are happening to my body almost daily!
Gina: I can make good things happen to your body almost daily, too. (leaves)
Howard: I wanna marry her!

Howard: No, I’ve been working out! I have a Bowflex. Good things are happening to my body almost daily!

A Bowflex is a piece of gym equipment.