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Joey: Joey and the Dream Girl (1)
Gina's high school friend Donna comes to town, separated from her husband. Joey had a huge crush on Donna for years, and is happier than ever when they start going out. However, Donna confides in Gina that her husband wants to reconcile, and begs her not to tell Joey. Meanwhile, Michael is startled to discover that he was a great baseball player when he was younger.
Donna: I forgot to tell work I was leaving town. I’m supposed to be in a bikini jumping up and down on a trampoline right now.
Gina: What are you selling?
Joey: (about Donna) She’s everything you could ever want in a girl. Pretty? Yes. Funny? Yes. Smart? No!
Alex: (to Michael) Look, I know what I am. I'm not a hot girl. I'm cute.
Michael: You're a hot girl that doesn't know she's hot. Joey was telling me about those.
Joey: So, I was thinking for tonight, I thought maybe we could have dinner at this great little place in Marina Del Rey. Then after that, we can go to this desert only place I heard about in Newport, and after that I thought maybe we could go for a walk on the beach in Malibu.
Gina: That’s like five hours of driving.
Joey: Really? Why can’t they make maps the size things really are? Alright, I’m gonna go change some of our reservations.
Joey: Oh man, this is one good gumball. Still flavorful, you know? I mean, when it came out yellow, I was all like “WHAT?”
Gina: There are plenty of other women out there. Just stay away from this one!
Joey: Okay, fine.
Joey: I promise.
Gina: Swear on Grandma’s grave?
Gina: The living one?
Joey: Damnit! Okay.
Joey: It’s ok, Michael. My mom partied when she was pregnant with me and I turned out pretty uh - I uh.. (looks out of the window) Hey, that’s the pigeon that took my sandwich!