Donna: I forgot to tell work I was leaving town. I’m supposed to be in a bikini jumping up and down on a trampoline right now.
Gina: What are you selling?
Joey: (about Donna) She’s everything you could ever want in a girl. Pretty? Yes. Funny? Yes. Smart? No!
Alex: (to Michael) Look, I know what I am. I'm not a hot girl. I'm cute.
Michael: You're a hot girl that doesn't know she's hot. Joey was telling me about those.
Joey: So, I was thinking for tonight, I thought maybe we could have dinner at this great little place in Marina Del Rey. Then after that, we can go to this desert only place I heard about in Newport, and after that I thought maybe we could go for a walk on the beach in Malibu.
Gina: That’s like five hours of driving.
Joey: Really? Why can’t they make maps the size things really are? Alright, I’m gonna go change some of our reservations.
Joey: Oh man, this is one good gumball. Still flavorful, you know? I mean, when it came out yellow, I was all like “WHAT?”
Gina: There are plenty of other women out there. Just stay away from this one!
Joey: Okay, fine.
Joey: I promise.
Gina: Swear on Grandma’s grave?
Gina: The living one?
Joey: Damnit! Okay.
Joey: It’s ok, Michael. My mom partied when she was pregnant with me and I turned out pretty uh - I uh.. (looks out of the window) Hey, that’s the pigeon that took my sandwich!