Michael: But, you just lied to that guy. That's wrong.
Gina: Michael! You embarrass me!
Ron: I’m taking Donna back to New York. And while I’m at it, I figured I beat the crap outta Joey Tribbiani. (walks over to Michael, thinking he's Joey) What do you think of that, Joey?
Michael: Um, actually..
Joey: Kick his ass, Joe!
Michael: Joey’s not back from his date, huh?
Gina: No. God, I can’t believe Donna’s telling him her husband wants to get back together. He’s gonna be crushed. So we have to be here to cheer him up.
Michael: Oh, of course. Man, it’s so weird for me to think of him as vulnerable, and not just because he always puts on a cape and jumps down the stairs.
Michael: Hey, Howard! Yard sale, huh?
Howard: Yep! Gotta make room for the new Howard. I’m on Atkins, I joined a coed softball league, so look out world! Everything must go, except my chair. I gotta have a place to sit. On account of the gout.
Joey: I've never been the smartest person in the room before. It's a lot of work.