Joey: Where are you from?
Joey: Wow, you’re English is great.
Gina: I haven’t been in a lawsuit since that dog-biting thing.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa. A dog bit you?
Michael: No, no. She bit the dog.
Joey: (interviewing Glen) Time for the serious questions: who would win in a fight between Dracula and the Wolfman?
Glen: That's easy, Wolfman.
Joey: No way, how?
Glen: Because the Wolfman would fight Dracula to a draw until dawn, when Dracula would die and the Wolfman would turn back into a regular guy.
Joey: I've never thought of it that way before. This changes everything!
Joey: (interviewing Glen for assistant position) All right, Glen, I'm in bed, I call you asking for a snack. What do you bring me?
Glen: I would have to say pizza, because you can eat it without the use of utensils, and you can lay the pizza box on your chest so you can eat it while still lying down.
Joey: I gotta say, Glen, you're blowing me away.
Michael: There's nothing disgusting on my computer.
Joey: Oh really? Why don't you check a folder called "Joey's Tax Stuff"?