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Joey: Joey and the Wrong Name
Joey is nominated for a Daytime Soap Award for his death scene on Days of Our Lives. (For the record, he was stabbed.) He is also presenting the award for Best Supporting Actress, and a problem arises when his inability to correctly pronounce one of the nominees' names leads to his saying the wrong name entirely. Meanwhile, Gina struggles with the fact that she is dressed unlike herself for the event.
Gina: I am gonna get a drink. Do you like tequila?
Woman: Do I? (pulls a bottle of tequila out of her dress)
Gina: You are like a sister.
Joey: Oh, no, no, no. That’s one of the women in the category I’m presenting. I cannot get her name right. How do you say this?
Gina: Nom-in... Nominees.
Joey: That’s not what I was asking and it took you way too long.
Michael: Okay, so Joey, how many chin ups can you do?
Joey: I don’t know. Ten, twenty.
Michael: Is that the number of boobs you have ‘cause you’re a girl?
Alex: Is that supposed to be trash talk?
Joey: Say, that last name of yours is pretty tough. Uh, how do you pronounce it?
Mariska: Cechritapovich. It’s simple. It starts with a soft C. Then the CH is pronounced as a hard K, and then the accent is on PO, the fourth syllable.
Joey: Oh. Catocrouchipo.
Kimberly: It would’ve been an opportunity for me to stand in front of my peers and finally be recognized for twenty-five years of hard work and sacrifice. That’s why I’m upset.
Joey: Would it, uh... would it help if we made out?
Kimberly: (stops for a second and thinks) No.
Joey: Fair enough.
Woman: Can I just say something? I don’t get chicks like you. I mean, you got this great body. Why do you want to hide it?
Gina: I dressed like this because my brother wanted me to.
Woman: Oh, who’s he?
Gina: Joey Tribbiani.
Woman: The actor?
Woman: Oh, I would so do him.
Gina: Aw, thank you! Where are my manners? I’m sure I would do your brother too.
Joey: Well you can change the outfit, but you’re still the same old pain in the ass. I just wish there was something I could do to fix this.
Gina: Well, maybe you could convince Mariska to give up her award.
Joey: How am I going to do that?
Gina: Come on, you’re good with women. Use your charm.
Joey: Huh, yeah, you’re right. Maybe I’ll win her over with some witty conversation.
Joey: Nah, I’m just kidding. I’m gonna hit her with my sex ray!