Gina: I am gonna get a drink. Do you like tequila?
Woman: Do I? (pulls a bottle of tequila out of her dress)
Gina: You are like a sister.
Joey: Oh, no, no, no. That’s one of the women in the category I’m presenting. I cannot get her name right. How do you say this?
Gina: Nom-in... Nominees.
Joey: That’s not what I was asking and it took you way too long.
Michael: Okay, so Joey, how many chin ups can you do?
Joey: I don’t know. Ten, twenty.
Michael: Is that the number of boobs you have ‘cause you’re a girl?
Alex: Is that supposed to be trash talk?
Joey: Say, that last name of yours is pretty tough. Uh, how do you pronounce it?
Mariska: Cechritapovich. It’s simple. It starts with a soft C. Then the CH is pronounced as a hard K, and then the accent is on PO, the fourth syllable.
Joey: Oh. Catocrouchipo.
Kimberly: It would’ve been an opportunity for me to stand in front of my peers and finally be recognized for twenty-five years of hard work and sacrifice. That’s why I’m upset.
Joey: Would it, uh... would it help if we made out?
Kimberly: (stops for a second and thinks) No.
Joey: Fair enough.
Woman: Can I just say something? I don’t get chicks like you. I mean, you got this great body. Why do you want to hide it?
Gina: I dressed like this because my brother wanted me to.
Woman: Oh, who’s he?
Gina: Joey Tribbiani.
Woman: The actor?
Woman: Oh, I would so do him.
Gina: Aw, thank you! Where are my manners? I’m sure I would do your brother too.
Joey: Well you can change the outfit, but you’re still the same old pain in the ass. I just wish there was something I could do to fix this.
Gina: Well, maybe you could convince Mariska to give up her award.
Joey: How am I going to do that?
Gina: Come on, you’re good with women. Use your charm.
Joey: Huh, yeah, you’re right. Maybe I’ll win her over with some witty conversation.
Joey: Nah, I’m just kidding. I’m gonna hit her with my sex ray!